Paroxysm

**Techno** · 03-25-2009 07:16 AM

It's bound to happen. Man pit against man, life against life. The scales will always weigh in favor of the strong, in the direction of those fit to survive. Life is an experiment without a scientist, a study without a cause. Of course, you never know. There could be those damned aliens, gods, ghosts, or whatever you think exists beyond the ken of mortals, but somehow toys with us out of sheer boredom through the temporary boredom within an infinite existence. This is not a tale about this world. This is about you. You have been chosen to participate in the Program. We're going to test your limits now, I hope you enjoy the particulars in this Program.

Please input your identification before we begin.

Name: You are from the planet Earth in the Sol system of the year 2009 of your Gregorian calender. Reflect that in your name, please.
Gender: Male or female. Don't get confused now.
Age: We, the executives that run this Program, welcome people of all ages.
Appearance: Physique, features, distinct marks and other things. A picture is acceptable.
Personality: Motives, background, quirks and mannerisms. We would like to know how your mind works.

The Program officially begins when we have 6 participants. However, the Program has a carrying capacity of 6 participants at one time. When there are vacant spots for more participants, we will accept new applicants. The maximum will be 6 at any given time.

You may begin...now.

**Artelis** · 03-25-2009 07:20 AM

Name: Sampson
Gender: Male
Age: 38
Appearance: Slightly balding, slipping glasses, pre-aged skin, lots of grey hair, but some black still intact, small beer gut.
Personality: Rude, no regard for others. Creature of habbit, and becomes cranky when habbits are not met. Loner type, doesn't get close to anyone without reason.

**Kiza** · 03-25-2009 07:28 AM

Name: Jerome Biss

Gender: Male.

Age: 77
Appearance: I think this is quite accurate (not mine):

Personality: He's a big old grump who's really done jack-shit with his life so far. He's angry at nearly everyone and frustrated and world-weary. He doesn't like it These Days, but then again, he didn't like it Those Days. Complete angry, cynical misanthropist. His days are rather filled by drinking, smoking, coughing and disapproving nearly every single aspect of humanity.

**Techno** · 03-25-2009 07:39 AM

I hate you both.

**Kiza** · 03-25-2009 07:41 AM

Sorry for the fantastic characters, ass-muncher.

**Artelis** · 03-25-2009 08:04 AM

pro characters right there.

**Invader** · 03-25-2009 08:17 AM

Originally Posted by Daniel Danciu

I hate you both.

Originally Posted by Daniel Danciu

You are from the planet Earth in the Sol system of the year 2009 of your Gregorian calender.

But, see, you asked for it.

**Techno** · 03-25-2009 08:23 AM

What sort of witchcraft is this?! No data input is detected! I deem thee spam!

**Abra** · 03-25-2009 02:11 PM

Name: Joshua Williams
Gender: Male
Age: 21
Appearance: Tapered blond hair, short enough to spike. Brown eyes. Tall and mostly tone, but is starting to lose his high school jock composure.
Personality: Mostly easy going, except when directly in a bad situation. Doesn't have any grand ideals to impose on the world, and is a narcissist. He is most productive under pressure, and has high resourcefulness. Impulsive.

"We get paid for this, right?"

**arby** · 03-26-2009 04:35 AM

In this story: cock fest

**Kiza** · 03-26-2009 07:01 AM

Old man cock fest, as well.

Awesome.

**no-Name** · 03-29-2009 03:49 PM

Name: Michael Trevor
Gender: Male
Age: 11 and a half
Appearance: Big brown eyes, curly dark, pretty much Jewish hair. 3'11", tall for an eleven year old. A scar on his hand from when he tried to jump over a rusty fence.
Personality: Enjoys pancakes, clothes larger than he is, and pretending to have gunfights with his friends. Dislikes loud noises, celery, and bright lights.

**no-Name** · 03-29-2009 03:56 PM

Have at me, pedos.

**Kiza** · 03-30-2009 10:06 AM

Why did you make your character exactly like yourself, no-name?

**Abra** · 03-30-2009 02:34 PM

Originally Posted by Kiza

Why did you make your character exactly like yourself, no-name?

Because no-name is a total pancake-whore.

**Grod** · 03-31-2009 04:53 AM

No-name is also 11 years old. True fact.

**guitarboy** · 03-31-2009 05:05 AM

Name: Proffesor Brooklyn
Gender: Male<-Only part that's borrowed, I sweer
Age: 58
Appearance: Turned into superbeing when his watch blew up and atoms and shit. Slightly blurry, he's blue, doesn't like to wear clothes, triangle on his head.
Personality: Does not care fo human life. Sometimes chases jailbait. Bends reality, alters atoms, whatever tickles your buddha. Audrian was a dick to him. Now he's somewhere in the unvierse, watching us.
"The existence of life is a highly overated phenomenom"

**Kiza** · 03-31-2009 06:59 AM

Making your character Dr. Manhattan is not a good joke, unless I do it.

I sweer, man.

**Rozzy** · 04-02-2009 07:54 PM

name: nunya
gender:female
age:69
appearance:498 pound woman with buck teeth and bright orange, curly hair. 5"2 and is sexy as a mo'fo...

personality:loves to sit at home and watch movies. does nothing with life and loves racoons(such sweet animals they are...) and likes to pick fights...

oohh you think i'm sexy...