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      Paroxysm

      It's bound to happen. Man pit against man, life against life. The scales will always weigh in favor of the strong, in the direction of those fit to survive. Life is an experiment without a scientist, a study without a cause. Of course, you never know. There could be those damned aliens, gods, ghosts, or whatever you think exists beyond the ken of mortals, but somehow toys with us out of sheer boredom through the temporary boredom within an infinite existence. This is not a tale about this world. This is about you. You have been chosen to participate in the Program. We're going to test your limits now, I hope you enjoy the particulars in this Program.

      Please input your identification before we begin.

      Name: You are from the planet Earth in the Sol system of the year 2009 of your Gregorian calender. Reflect that in your name, please.
      Gender: Male or female. Don't get confused now.
      Age: We, the executives that run this Program, welcome people of all ages.
      Appearance: Physique, features, distinct marks and other things. A picture is acceptable.
      Personality: Motives, background, quirks and mannerisms. We would like to know how your mind works.

      The Program officially begins when we have 6 participants. However, the Program has a carrying capacity of 6 participants at one time. When there are vacant spots for more participants, we will accept new applicants. The maximum will be 6 at any given time.

      You may begin...now.
      Last edited by Techno; 03-25-2009 at 07:37 AM.

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      Name: Sampson
      Gender: Male
      Age: 38
      Appearance: Slightly balding, slipping glasses, pre-aged skin, lots of grey hair, but some black still intact, small beer gut.
      Personality: Rude, no regard for others. Creature of habbit, and becomes cranky when habbits are not met. Loner type, doesn't get close to anyone without reason.

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      Name: Jerome Biss

      Gender: Male.

      Age: 77
      Appearance: I think this is quite accurate (not mine):



      Personality: He's a big old grump who's really done jack-shit with his life so far. He's angry at nearly everyone and frustrated and world-weary. He doesn't like it These Days, but then again, he didn't like it Those Days. Complete angry, cynical misanthropist. His days are rather filled by drinking, smoking, coughing and disapproving nearly every single aspect of humanity.

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      I hate you both.

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      Sorry for the fantastic characters, ass-muncher.

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      pro characters right there.

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      Quote Originally Posted by Daniel Danciu View Post
      I hate you both.
      Quote Originally Posted by Daniel Danciu
      You are from the planet Earth in the Sol system of the year 2009 of your Gregorian calender.
      But, see, you asked for it.

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      What sort of witchcraft is this?! No data input is detected! I deem thee spam!

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      Name: Joshua Williams
      Gender: Male
      Age: 21
      Appearance: Tapered blond hair, short enough to spike. Brown eyes. Tall and mostly tone, but is starting to lose his high school jock composure.
      Personality: Mostly easy going, except when directly in a bad situation. Doesn't have any grand ideals to impose on the world, and is a narcissist. He is most productive under pressure, and has high resourcefulness. Impulsive.

      "We get paid for this, right?"
      Last edited by Abra; 03-25-2009 at 06:47 PM.
      Abraxas

      Quote Originally Posted by OldSparta
      I murdered someone, there was bloody everywhere. On the walls, on my hands. The air smelled metallic, like iron. My mouth... tasted metallic, like iron. The floor was metallic, probably iron

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      In this story: cock fest

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      Old man cock fest, as well.

      Awesome.

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      Name: Michael Trevor
      Gender: Male
      Age: 11 and a half
      Appearance: Big brown eyes, curly dark, pretty much Jewish hair. 3'11", tall for an eleven year old. A scar on his hand from when he tried to jump over a rusty fence.
      Personality: Enjoys pancakes, clothes larger than he is, and pretending to have gunfights with his friends. Dislikes loud noises, celery, and bright lights.

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      Have at me, pedos.

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      Why did you make your character exactly like yourself, no-name?

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      Quote Originally Posted by Kiza View Post
      Why did you make your character exactly like yourself, no-name?
      Because no-name is a total pancake-whore.
      Abraxas

      Quote Originally Posted by OldSparta
      I murdered someone, there was bloody everywhere. On the walls, on my hands. The air smelled metallic, like iron. My mouth... tasted metallic, like iron. The floor was metallic, probably iron

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      No-name is also 11 years old. True fact.

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      Name: Proffesor Brooklyn
      Gender: Male<-Only part that's borrowed, I sweer
      Age: 58
      Appearance: Turned into superbeing when his watch blew up and atoms and shit. Slightly blurry, he's blue, doesn't like to wear clothes, triangle on his head.
      Personality: Does not care fo human life. Sometimes chases jailbait. Bends reality, alters atoms, whatever tickles your buddha. Audrian was a dick to him. Now he's somewhere in the unvierse, watching us.
      "The existence of life is a highly overated phenomenom"

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      Making your character Dr. Manhattan is not a good joke, unless I do it.

      I sweer, man.

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      name: nunya
      gender:female
      age:69
      appearance:498 pound woman with buck teeth and bright orange, curly hair. 5"2 and is sexy as a mo'fo...

      personality:loves to sit at home and watch movies. does nothing with life and loves racoons(such sweet animals they are...) and likes to pick fights...


      oohh you think i'm sexy...
      War never solved anything... except slavery, oppression, genocide, communism, fascism, and nazism
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      [CarmineEternity] 4:54 pm: I LOVE ANA
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      The reason people don't like questioning their beliefs is because it threatens their inner security. People have a habit of looking for what only comforts them.

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      More old people. We need more old people!

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      Well, we have 6, are we starting now?

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      I think it's because we made such fantastic characters.

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      of course we have awesome characters!!!!

      we need a 55 yr. old...
      War never solved anything... except slavery, oppression, genocide, communism, fascism, and nazism
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      Feel free to help yourself to all the GTFO you can stuff in your pockets as you're walking out the door
      [CarmineEternity] 4:54 pm: I LOVE ANA
      Quote Originally Posted by NeoSioType View Post
      The reason people don't like questioning their beliefs is because it threatens their inner security. People have a habit of looking for what only comforts them.

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