Originally Posted by
uberyoshi
Looking for a male partner for a meeting that we can have on a Wednesday evening. If it's any other day of the week then I'm likely to be out raking the leaves at the senior centre's lawns. I can show you that after the meeting, and all of my senior friends, but at my house I'd much rather like us to focus on the following activities: crab walk hopscotch, twister with broken glass, and shaved oiled bison carcas slip 'n slide riding. We can do any or all of these within an hour before my mother gets home, but if we can't make it in time I can just say you were delivering my mom's vicodin (I've stolen a handful so I can easily slip them back into her shoebox).