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If you could do anything at all to the people that really piss you off, what would you do? Like if you encountered them or even a DC of them in an LD or something?
Here's what I'd do:
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Roast the little monkey! :D
I try not to encourage those thoughts....
....but since I've been reading Crime and Punishment hitting offensive people with an axe sometimes looks like a good idea. Or encasing them in rock....
Kill them, but alas my religious morals won't let me.
i really don't have that sort of rage.
i'd rather just avoid those people i don't like, and let karma sort them out.
im usually a really patient person. ive im actually pissed off, then im really pissed off, but other than i either bottle things up or it just doesnt bug me. but if i were pissed off, i guess in a LD i would, hmmmmmmm... punch them so they fly to another planet yay!
awwwww, what did the monkey ever do to you?? :shock: :chuckle:
Rip off their skin and then A) Give them an Acid Bath B) Pour ash salt on them
Of course this would all be done after I slaughter their entire family with a battle axe.
I would then have a smoke and enjoy my new source of necrophiliac indulgence :D
I'd find out what mattered most to them and then take it/him/her from them.
I spend about %50 of my spare time thinking of comebacks that cannot be countered and then use them only to find that they have the bionic ability to conjour up an excruciatingly witty comeback to smash mine to pieces in the ground
EXAMPLE:
[quote][b]Offender: You're gay.
[b]Offended: I was gay
[b]Offender: I dont have to wish
[b]Offended:
That leaves them in an incredibly schtupid position yet I have no way to show it to them in a quick and numbifying manner without seeming like im trying to point out the obvious yet they cant see it...
sometimes I just laugh but they just say HAHAHAHA very funny and walk away
fly up in the air, scream as hard as I can, build up energy DBZ style, and then releasing it from my body, burning everything and everyone in a few miles around me like an atomic bomb, AKIRA style.
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Originally posted by Je33ica
im usually a really patient person. *ive im actually pissed off, then im really pissed off, but other than i either bottle things up or it just doesnt bug me.
I'm like that too.
Except i usually end up acting 'indifferent' to everything and ignore any consequences that usually come from what i do when im like that. Some kind of defense mechanism or something? meh i dunno. Thats like a last resort though.
That rules on so many levels.Quote:
Originally posted by CT
fly up in the air, scream as hard as I can, build up energy DBZ style, and then releasing it from my body, burning everything and everyone in a few miles around me like an atomic bomb, AKIRA style.
If I could, without consequence, annhilate anyone that pissed me off, I'm honestly not sure if I would or not. But if I did, it would probably be something big and flashy, like CT's "Kame hame ha" method. Or it would slow and subtle. Muahahaha. Like a spell to make their extremities rot off one by one. I have access to various spells to make people very uncomfortable, depending on what it was they did that pissed me off. But alas, the Laws of witchcraft and my own sweet self (lol) won't allow me to make use of such spells. :P I guess it's a good thing that it's hard to really piss me off.
too much work. hire a hitman* and be done with it.
*i once gave this as the answer when we had a RE lesson about morales and stuff. "a old woman is struggling with her shopping. you also have shopping and can't carry both - what do you do?" "hire a hitman!" the teacher gave me a very evil look that day...
If I ever got that angry at someone I would give that person eternal life (You said anything...) and force him/her to stay in the same place. (Possibly listening to P2 :wink:)
Kaniaz:
:laughhard: at that answer.