If you could give a gift to the above user, what would it be?

I give you a hammer to bust my teeth in!!!!!!!! :tongue::happyhappy:

i give you nails

I give you a hug :hug:

i give you....... a surprise hug! :clairity:

Some Pepto Bismol.. that should keep you from spontaneously combusting!

monkey poop

I'll give you a pogo stick

I'll get you a high-tech pogo stick. That bounces 6 meters (around 18 feet?) in the air. Have fun.

I'll give you a decorative popcorn tin with gourmet chocolate and cheddar cheese popcorn ; D

I give you a laptop decorated with diamonds.

I give you your favorite food falling down from the sky.

...I dare not say. :ohyahbaby:

I give you courage.

i give you bravery

I'll give you fortitude.

i give you a pillow fort

Wow, that sounds awesome! You'll get a tour through my pillow fort.

i give you some foam guns, to defend your pillow fort

I'll give you explosives to blow up the fort during the tour (they'll automatically detonate when you get inside.

i give you the misplacement of said bombs, and the pillow fort is still quite intact

You'll get to be the guard of my fort and you'll get your own room.

i give you zealous defense of your pillow fort

I'll give you your own fort made of mattresses and a can phone from my fort to yours.

http://www.hardingsi.co.uk/Can%20phone%20small.jpg

I give you the great pillow fort allegiance!

I give you a Roo-bar.http://images03.olx.com.my/ui/9/49/3...1291077520.jpg

And some generosity. *really wants a pillow fort*

I give you a pillow fort, and a invite to the great pillow fort allegiance

I give you my pledge of allegiance and pool some of my money in the treasury.

I give you a note reading "Dear rubies3, it has come to my attention that AustralianFire has commandeered a vast amount of the pillows Dreamviews desperately requires to operate at its full capability. Please ask him to invite me too ; D"

I give you vowels for your user name. :chuckle:

i give the ability to change youtube back to the way it was, i hate the new setup

I give you a nod in agreement.

A guitar that when you strum a note, it shoots a certain colored lightning bolt out of it.

I give you the full picture of your catgirl avatar.

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Originally Posted by Snowboy

I give you the full picture of your catgirl avatar.

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I already have that :V

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Originally Posted by slayer

I already have that :V

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Can't you just accept what you're given and move on?! :pissed:

A velociraptor with a girlfriend.

i give you a dream dragon to ride on

I give you a dream braclett that makes you turn into a vampire

I'll give you a cucumber.

Something you thought you'd lost along the way.

A warm puppy that loves you a lot.

A give you a car, you get to chose which one

The ability to dreamshare via the Fraggle Rock method.

A more common term. Or an explanation, if you'd prefer.

$1000000000020003000

$1000000000020003001

Just to be a smartass.

$2

lottery ticket

A salt-free saltyseedog.

I'll give you a purple unicorn. So your Velociraptor can go chill at the Bahamas for a week.

http://cdn2.knowyourmeme.com/system/...jpg?1244048517

I give you a robot unicorn to replace the one you gave me.

Spoiler for Robot Unicorn Pic:

http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs70/i/20...ro-d30g6tm.png

I give you a gay child :cheeky:

A Strict church leader

A Hitler Salute

A Starlin Salute!

Starlin? It's "Stalin"!

I give you the gift of clarity.

i give the gift of opptimism

You get resilience.
And a unicorn horn that tastes like ladyfingers.

I give you some Butterfingers.

I give you an assassin to guard your remaining butterfingers.

I give you a crown, King Ooflendoodle

I give you ears instead of wings on your head.

I'd give you a coupon for a free internet.

I give you a fresh sexy super drool hawt donkey
http://nightcounter.files.wordpress....10/donkey1.jpg

I give you a flaming bag of crap. leave it on the doorstep, light it on fire, and ding-dong-ditch your house. :banana:

I shall give you..... a mystery fruit

I shall give you nude pictures of myself.

You're welcome.

I shall give you internet cencorship

You're welcome

I'll give you a flying spatula

this thread was resurrected

A cheese burger............................................ .................................................. made of candy

A rabbit that I shot.

A hamster.

I shall give Sloth a back-rub.

A big MACK truck.

A big mac.

New arteries.

A monkey sex slave

A playboy magazine

A playboy magazine

A playboy magazine

A fuzzy thing

a hug
:hug:

Two hugs

A playboy magazine

A playgirl magazine

A man :>

A small child.

A pony.

I'd give you a monkey that regularly shouts "Daaaave!" like the one out of cloudy with a chance of meatballs. Except that one shouts Steve. But it's ok, Dave and Steve are basically the same name ;)

Headache medication and a better hair straightener

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Headache medication and a better hair straightener

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Thank you, though the headache is gone and the striaghtner is a ghd.

My hair just likes to be wavy. Point taken hair. You can go wavy tomorrow. You win *sigh*

thanks for the gift..

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thanks for the gift..

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I gift you with my love and affection :D

I also gift you with fruit loops. Because you just can't get enough.

a playboy magazine

I gift you with the name of Kinks! :D

a waffle

I know how much you like dairy products

http://pic.pbsrc.com/spacer.gif

EDIT: CRAP THE PIC DIDNT POST AND THAT WAS 4 RASPBERRY

a blue waffle

u dirtyyy mind

A beach, a boy and a condom.

a beach, a boy, and some melted cheese

A pregnant girl.

You can find your own contraception bitch.

what if i dont want to?

I give you present, which you must unwrap.

An incorrectly unwrapped condom

non whole wheat froot loops

Dehydrated Water

A lighter

A raok.

A heart.

An evening with Gavin. :ohyahbaby:

An upside-down walking horse

deodorant.. pah.

a noseclip