If you could give a gift to the above user, what would it be?

Pretty simple. What would you give the above user as a gift?

Since no one is above me, I'll just give Alex a brand new extra server for whatever he wants.

plane ticket to wisconsin

A name.

A bar of soap and some clean clothes.

The loving father figure he so craves.

A foster child named Grod.

http://www.funnyforumpics.com/forums...e/1/cookie.jpg

Two cookies with teh whipped cream!!!1 to replace the ones he just gave away.

Cat ears :3

A catgirl (I'm nice like that! ^.^)

A bottle of Awesomesauce™

A Mohawk

A snow and a boy so that maybe you would put them in your avatar and I wouldn't have to keep rating your avatar poorly.

A different avatar. I can barely see how that is a worm. How is that not a goose???

A goose because snowboy does not know what a goose looks like and education is the best present.

The mouth looks like a beak to me. >.<

1000 more posts added to your post count.

A nicely wrapped parcel containing an explosive surprise.

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A nicely wrapped parcel containing an explosive surprise.

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Wth?! >.<

A new dog.

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Wth?! >.<

A new dog.

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What am I going to do with a dog? Where I am living I cannot even own pets. I wil be forced to release it into the city wild with solar charged live feed webcam on it's head to keep track of how it is doing.

A fish that is incredibly hard to identify making the choice of whether to put it in a fresh or salt water tank one of life and death.

A really hot girl that would cosplay as whatever you want.

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A really hot girl that would cosplay as whatever you want.

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Aw, slayer, that's just what I wanted! I think I will make her cosplay as you first cause I am creepy liek that. I'll get you the same thing cause I am not as creative.

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A fish that is incredibly hard to identify making the choice of whether to put it in a fresh or salt water tank one of life and death.

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TBH I don't even like live fish, so I couldn't care less. :P

A second really hot girl that will cosplay as whatever you want.

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TBH I don't even like live fish, so I couldn't care less. :P

A second really hot girl that will cosplay as whatever you want.

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Her first cosplay role is as someone having sex with me.

I'll give you some muffins and stuff. They are pretty good muffins.

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I'll give you some muffins and stuff. They are pretty good muffins.

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Yay! ^.^

I give you brownies. Everybody likes brownies! :)