Thread: DV Excuse Game!!!!!

I would but I'm depressed

Drink 2 bottles of cough syrup

I would but......*falls asleep*

*Snore* Argh....pigeons! *Snore*...pigeons everywhere...*Snore*...make them go away!

I would, but I'm a bird fanatic.

Go jump off of the Great Wall of China!

I can't because both of my legs were cut off by a train yesterday... so I can't jump

Push me off the gret wall of china

You have seriously disobeyed the law of the Grammar Nazis.

The first sentence makes no sense. A train can't cut off your legs. It should be "I can't because both of my legs were cut off because of a train yesterday."

Oh my gosh, you misspelled one of the easiest words to spell on the planet! It's "great," not "gret."

I would, but your grammar and spelling mistakes make an odor so bad I can't get near you.

Start to get better grammar and spell better!

No way because you hurt my feelings.

A train can cut off your legs juss lay on the railroad tracks

Stop being a grammar Nazi.

Originally Posted by saltyseedog

No way because you hurt my feelings.

A train can cut off your legs juss lay on the railroad tracks

Stop being a grammar Nazi.

Oh, I did? Sorry! That was meant to be a more lighthearted tone!

When a train runs over your legs they get squished and destroyed, not cut off. I said because because you would obviously need an amputation for them, which is having them cut off by a doctor.

No, I prefer to be a grammar nazi.

Stop trying to change me!

Actually A few people have killed themselves by trains in my town in the past year and one of them did get his legs get completely cut off.

I'm going to change you because I'm right and your wrong and that makes me feel better about myself muahahaha!!!
just kidding...

Stop taking life so seriously

Originally Posted by saltyseedog

Actually A few people have killed themselves by trains in my town in the past year and one of them did get his legs get completely cut off.

That's a disturbing thought...

No, I treat everything as a game. Now you're tied to a chair, and I want to play a game...



Play the game.

I would but I'm grounded

Sneek drugs into prison

Now, just how the hell am I supposed to do that? That could get me prison^2!

Tell me why you're grounded. It's bound to make a good tale.

No I'm not grounded I just playing I'm 17 I wouldn't take that shit from my parents. I would leave lol.

tell me how old you are

No, I don't have any need/reason to reveal any information to anyone other than my country.

Tell me why you have a rabbit for an avatar instead of a dog.

I can but its a long story kind of I guess.

You should reveal information to everyone except your country!!!

Originally Posted by saltyseedog

You should reveal information to everyone except your country!!!

You didn't read it the way I was hoping you would.

I would, but I can't contact them.

List all of the previous admins.

I would, but I have bad memory

UNLEASH THE BAN-HAMMER!

I would, but nobody ever granted my request of becoming a mod or dream guide. Plus, that would have been funnier with a picture.

Give me a cell phone!

I would, but the phone that I was about to give you just exploded.



Round house kick Chuck Norris.

i would but as soon as i thought that thought, he would immediately round house kick me

tell me how you became a dream guide

I would, but you wouldn't qualify anyway

Tell me what to put here

Originally Posted by AustralianFire

tell me how you became a dream guide

Who is that directed to...?

No, you need to get some more imagination.

Tell me why only around 7 people are regulars in senseless banter.

i would, but sadly i don't know the answer either

explain to me how to have lucids more often

I can but you won't want to put in the mental effort

leave me alone!!!!

I'm afraid you'll just have to wait until I'm done poking this badger with a spoon. He gets irritable if I don't do this every day while you're in the same room.

Go conquer the world for me.