Thread: DV Excuse Game!!!!!

I am confused and frightened.

I would but you didn't ask me to do anything, so I won't.

Bring me a cookie, please?

No cookie
Let me be able to draw somewhat good.

... no cookie?

And I wish I could help you, but I'm not so good at it myself.

Write a poem.

A poem is all she asks,
But I'm really not up to the task.
Not in the mood to ryhme,
Or write a couple clever lines,
So I refuse to oblige the lass.

Wait...



Tell me a secret.

I would, if they weren't secret

You tried to write a poem, but the about of syllables on each line doesn't make sense, write one that has the right number

I would, but I can't think of anything to write about.

Tell the world to abolish Internet Slang.

Originally Posted by Soulnote

You tried to write a poem, but the about of syllables on each line doesn't make sense, write one that has the right number

It does if you speed through it or pretend it's free-verse.

Originally Posted by anderj101

Tell the world to abolish Internet Slang.

I would but no one will listen.

Smile.

I would, but my smiling muscles have begun to atrophy.

Give me a reason to smile.

I really wish I could, but I'm supposed to make up an excuse not to so.... =(

Go watch The Last Waltz.

I would, but it sounds boring
Next time your in a exam, stand up, point to the supervisor, yell "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" and then sit back down and act like nothing happened

I would but then I would fail the exam....

*empty space filler*

Next time, post something that we can make an excuse for.

Sorry, I don't believe in using technology.

Wash my dog.

OKAY! Wait, I can't, because I'm busy.

Put your hot pocket in the mircrowave before you hit start.

me what what in the microwave?
explain what you ment by what you said

I would, but I'm not Spicer

Tell my parents that I'm not their labourer

I would, but they paid me $100 dollars to keep quiet
Go Troll suicide hot line

I would, but then i'd be fined

Give me hope

That's the most hope I am able to give you at the moment, since I am doing handstands.

Catch me an Irish man!

I would, but I am 1/6 Irish, so I might already qualify

Tell me why no-one in my last couple generations liked marrying those of their own nationality

I would, but i don't have all the answers

get all the answers

I would, but if I had them, you'd know my name across the world

Get this song out of my head

I would but I can't get into your mind

make the world feel bliss