Thread: DV Excuse Game!!!!!

I would, if I lived near you

Stop Stereotype ism

I would, but I already don't stereotype, so only the people who do stereotype need to stop

world peace

I would, but you didn't ask me to do anything

Tell me to do something, that way I can get out of doing it

I can't I'm too indecisive.

Tell me why are we so blind to see that the ones we hurt are you and me!

i would but you are me

BABY COME BACK. YOU CAN BLAME IT ALL ON ME

Look i would, but quite frankly I don't even know what you are talking about if if your even tlking to me. Your probs talking to SoulNote
Come chill with us in new zealand in july

Sorry, but I'm too drunk to drive.

Stay a while, maybe then you'll see a different side of me.

I would but I have to go to my mothers.

Don't forget about your hot pocket in the microwave.
(you really don't know what a hot pocket is?) =P

I HATE hot pockets!

Make me some dessert!

I would, but I am a sloth.
Remember:
The ten rules of procrastination are:
1.



Devote your life to socks.

I would but why?

make Aussie realize it is a song ;~;

I would but i can't stop laughing at his accent long enough to tell him.

Add me on MSN.

I would but I dont know you.

Get to know me a bit.

I don't wanna, your avatar looks creepy

Bring me some chinese food.

I would but I'd end up eating it myself before delivering it.

Get in shape.

I already am in shape.

Get me a girlfriend.

I would but I don't know anything about you; I'd feel terrible if I hooked you up with someone and you ended up being a total sleaze. Also, you're avatar creeps me out.

Say hi to a stranger tomorrow.

I would, but I won't talk to strangers unless they have candy.

Kick dirt.

Originally Posted by cspicer2

I would, but I won't talk to strangers unless they have candy.

xD

I would but my shoes would get dirty.

Brush your teeth one more time than usual today.

I would, but all of my toothpaste is gone.

Make my cat less evil.

I would, but evil cats are awesome cats

Cure my scar I got from the cat-in-the-box

I would, but scars are cool so you have to keep yours.

Make me tired enough to go to sleep.

I would, but I can't get my grandpa over to your house in time

Tell me why my dad's parents are dead...

I won't because I wonder the same thing.

Look at your reflection.