Thread: DV Excuse Game!!!!!

I would, but I can't reach them from here.

Give me $900,000,000,000,000 so I can buy my own planet and name it Planet Rave.

I would but fuck you.

Fuck me Mail me a proper drumset now.

I would do it, but i have no stamps.

Let me have a good time all Summer ^^

I would but then a rhinoceros would explode (rhinoceroses don't like happy people (I like rhinoceroses)).

Bring me some ice cream?

I would, but I ate it all on the way over.

Make me less forgetful.

I would, but if you didn't forget the stuff, I'd have to kill you.

Put my cat on that pedestal.

I would, but I don't want to get clawed.

Tell me how I missed the obvious.

I would, but I missed it too.

Make my stomach stop violently rejecting everything I put into it.

I can't because your stomach told me not too....

Make my stomach violently reject everything I don't put into it.

I would, but I don't understand.

Make being weird sexy

I would, but then a lot of weird people would get sexually harassed.

Make my son go to sleep.

I would, but I am your son! :O

Make the meat pizzas vegetarian.

I would, but that would be against my will.

Become a meat eater, NOW!

I would but I'm busy eating your cookies.

Clean my room!

I would but a 3 legged midget is humping my face
Pass me the bong

I would but I used it to replace my vase.

Recite the alphabet backwards.

I would, but I have to wax my cat.

Make me lucid dream.

I would, But I'm depressed today

Enlighten me...

I would, but I'm all out of light.

Give me a tasty rainbow.

I would, but I'm all out of skittles

Help me figure out this website O.O

I would, but nem tudok.

Learn hungarian language.

I would, but I'm busy learning new ways to prepare bacon.

Bring me more bacon!!!

i would but you ate it all

eat more vegetables

I would, but I am a vegetable

Write me a dirty limerick