Thread: DV Excuse Game!!!!!

I can't, a warewolf ripped my arms off.
Go get me a pizza.

I can't, the bird delivery system is down.

Change all of the blue on DV to pink.

I would, but I won't, because blue is my favorite color.

Do the hokey pokey and turn yourself around.

I would dearly love to do that, but I'm tied to a chair right now.

Could you go get me a knife or some scissors or something?

I would give you some scissors, but I'm too busy running around with them.

Nah, I'm kidding. Here you go. CATCH!

I'm way to stoned to catch.

Go make me an uncooked spaghetti and hot dog hoagie

no thanks, I don't need those
ninja'd
literally

I would, but it's against my religion. I'm kind of mad you asked.

please excuse me, I have things to do

I would excuse you, but I simply don't have the time.

Someone give me money for stuff.

I would, but I thought my money was lettuce and ate it.

Memorize 1000 digits of pi.

I would but I broke my brain.

Blow up the moon

I would, but I lost my APRT2BUTM1200 (Amazing Plasma Rocket Thing To Blow Up The Moon)!

Turn on the safety on that AK-47 your cat has! That's dangerous!

I can't, he's aiming it at me!

Call the police!

I can't! They're at the doughnut shop celebrating a bunch of newbies joining!

An officer pulls over a driver that is swerving.
Officer: Your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?
Driver: Hey, Officer, your eyes seem to be glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?



Make me a cookie!

I would, but you already ate all the ingredients.

Get me a Brad Pitt poster to go along with the Edward Norton one hanging in my room. ;D
(I teeze u)

Originally Posted by Puffin

I would, but you already ate all the ingredients.

I would do that...

I would, but I'm in Thailand. I woke up utterly confused and broke this morning and have recently found the USA Embassy here. I'm sitting here in a restraunt with a laptop waiting for a flight to bring me back to the USA.

Make me a Dream Guide! (please do it, please do it... )

Well, now, that's just rude. Nobody made me a dream guide.

Somebody please explain why they didn't reply to my previous request.

I would but its a secert

Meet me in a dream tonight

Originally Posted by saltyseedog

I would but its a secert

Meet me in a dream tonight

I can't. I'm really jacked up on meth and have to paint the house tonight.

Throw water balloons at old ladies with me tomorrow.

I would but it's winter and the balloons would freeze, probably severely injuring the old ladies.

Shovel my driveway.

I would but I'm a vegtable in a coma.

Convince my parents to pull the plug!!!

i would but i don't know your parents so they wouldn't listen to me

could you please lend me your copy of Stephen Laberges book

No, it's mine!

*Throws stick* Fetch!

No! I'm a cat!

Go become world leader!

I would love to do that, but that's a lot of power and I don't have anywhere near enough responsibility.

Go do something constructive with your time!