An AMAZING and TRUE story

Ok so picture this last night I drink my tea and I always leave about an inch or two in the bottom and I leave it on my bedside table ok, here is a picture to help visualise

http://www.corbisimages.com/images/6...2-15342778.jpg

except less gay (ostensibly). So anyway sometime in the morning I am in bed and in my delirium I knocked the cup off the table with my sheets and I was all

"OH NO!!"

but I was tired so I was also like "fuck it the event has occurred, I will sort this out later".

Later...

So I am properly awake now and I look down in fear of what awaits and HOLY SHIT

http://image.shutterstock.com/displa...t-44777182.jpg

Nope!

http://www.naturalhealth-solutions.n...335330-001.jpg

It had landed like that WITH THE LIQUID STILL IN IT!!!!! THIS IS MATHEMATICALLY IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!!!

no I don't know who she is it doesn't matter

There's a reasonable explanation. You're maid came in to dust the room just after you knocked the cup over. She saw it, picked it up, cleaned the floor, made herself a cup of tea, drank it until there was only a bit left in the bottom and then placed it back in your room, sitting upright.

It's an excellent idea, BUT:

1. I don't currently have a maid and
2. There was NO STAIN on my rug.

I hereby strike your theory from the record.

Good lord, this is a mystery! *strokes chin in a pondering fashion*

This does NOT belong in Senseless Banter. Move please so I can apply the proper Thanks.

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Originally Posted by Xei

except less gay (ostensibly)

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Well, that answers my question.

Hmmm...it seems that the Brownies have been at work. ( Read the Mote in God's Eye).

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Originally Posted by Moto

Hmmm...it seems that the Brownies have been at work. ( Read the Mote in God's Eye).

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Like these?

http://www.thearchnemesis.com/images/brownies.jpg

Or like these?

http://ordable.com/img/lists/transfo...9brownies1.jpg

Wow maybe it was a false awakening.

I must re-create this event.

http://www.notsuperhuman.com/wp-cont...0395628935.jpg

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lezd0rYi9g1qchp48.gif

I don't know... it could be possible...

Why don't you send this story to the Mythbusters?

This is the coolest thing I have ever fucking read.

Xei, take me out to dinner please. I do anything on the first date.