iISH HABA SAUERKRAUT IN MINE LEDERHOSEN!

You lie to yourself about me. About us. Which there isn't and wont be an us because you wont let yourself realize how damn awesome I am. You're denying the fact that you wanna be with me when we all know how much you want that. Also, I should be the mature one in this case. I refuse to argue with someone much older than me over the stupid internet over something stupid. Just so you know, I chose to be who I am. I chose to waste my time with you but I wont anymore. So now, I'm chosing to end this conversation.

These are things that are regularly in my clipboard. Should I consult a doctor?