Do you agree that everyone says some stupid things, I mean everyone, including me?
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Do you agree that everyone says some stupid things, I mean everyone, including me?
Agreed. I never do the "think before you speak" thing so most of the things I say are just thoughts that have sprung into my head. I just say random stuff and people then give me odd looks. It's quite funny really :D
Yes, I do. Every. Fucking. Day. :bang:
This happens a lot when I am trying to tell jokes. :(
Give me some examples.
Teacher -"And so, S4, can anyone tell me which wire in a circuit is-"
Me - "I WANNA LEARN HOW TO CUP BEAT!" *Hits table* *Gets funny looks*
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Walking down the road.
Me: "Y'know, guys, y'know what's really wierd? I've never done drugs before... " *Gets funny looks*
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Teacher: "Ok, Cole, time to show your drama."
Me: *Turns to the class* "Guess, a word of warning. I'm a husband-beater. Like whatsherface in that movie with Eddie Murphy." *Gets funny looks.
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*On a bus going to paris*
Me: "Y'know, I think Pluto and Panda should have sex and have a bad romance" *Sings Bad Romance* *Gets funny looks.
Yeah... My average week. Happens so much I've stopped thinking about them :lol:
Those are stupid, but I don't think that's what he meant. Plus, how on Earth do you get to Paris on a bus from the UK?! Did you fly to France first, or did you have a part-submarine part-bus vehicle to take you there?
First - oops
And nope, bus all the way there. You drive down to somewhere near the bottom of the UK and then take the Eurotunnel to get across the channel. It's a tunnel that goes under the water and takes the vehicles across :) Kind of like a train for cars and buses.
I always think before I speak, or at least I try too.