THE ^ < v GAME

^ True, I can open doors at the grocery store
< Has a strangely thorough knowledge of troglobytes
v Can't imagine life without me.

^It would be a drab affair without you.
<Is in for a lulz day..
v Has sexual tension with me.

^ is sexually tense

<no

V Is forever not being not to awesome

< is confused

^ is my bestest dream views friend

<is verrrrry confused

V likes jelly beans

^ Especially the black ones.
< Not going to have any alone time from Thursday to Tuesday. Fuck fuck fuck.
v Creepy. y u dream about me, brodawgz?

^ because I want to rape you!!!!!!

< I'm not serious :o

V is forever delicious

^why thank you!
v saltyseedog!

^ =D
< :]
v :/

^XD

<is gunna leave internets now

V will be there when I return

^ D:
< Knows how to fish
V Thinks fish are icky

^no

<thinks they are amazing creatures

^ They're pretty meh
< Fish use my last name to breathe
v Prefers the internet to real life

^ pretty true
< is a fish
v i meant to say saltyseedog....duh

^no I'm not

<golden red

Vyup

^ nope
< what
v you can have my empire of dirt

^k thanks

<I will build an ant empire in my empire of dirt

^ ants will take over the world
< needs to memorize a skit, and write a speech tonight. can't.stop.procrastinating.

^sounds hard

<had an essay due today that I totally forgot about

V yep

^mmmhhhmmmm
< needs to start a history assinment
V Will be a girl

^ Incorrect
< Has long hair, but don't let that fool ya.
V Soulnote

^bullshit
<likes owls
V dislikes owls

< loves owls

^likes those creepy birds
<owls are creepy but cool
v has shat a brick

^

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< Is creeped out by owls.
v Isn't as weird as they think they are.