^ Granted...oh wait...this isn't corrupt a wish
< Still isn't laughing
V Wants to be a dream samurai
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^ Granted...oh wait...this isn't corrupt a wish
< Still isn't laughing
V Wants to be a dream samurai
^ I prefer ninjas to samurais
< Watches My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic because he's a real man. A manly man. The manliest of the manly men.
v Is soft and pink.
^ is the most manliest of the manliest pony-watching manly men.
< is soft and pink, but only if cooked medium-rare by a cannibal.
V has played Justin Bieber backwards to see if there are subliminal lyrics.
^ Would be tasty with a side of fauve beans
< Would play Justin Bieber backwards if I didn't have such a strong aversion to finding his music
v Is not named Justin
^ Is also not named Justin
< Is glad not to be named Justin
V Doesn't like their name
^ Wrong, I love "Gavin." It's the type of name that strikes fear into the hearts of weak-willed mortals. :]
< Drinking Crush (orange)
v Super duper fantabulous.
^ Yes...Yes I am :)
< Loves the kind of fireworks that feel like they will go on forever
v has never taken public transportation
^ Wrong, I like trai...I mean planes :)
< Is down on himself
V Is awesome in their own way
^ Like totally dude.
< Shampoos and conditions nearly everyday. :]
v Has a goatee.
^ No, you are confusing me with my evil twin
< misses my tree
v has an unnatural fear of chipmonks
^ Is incorrect, I USED to have an unnatural fear of clowns, until I sucker punched one out of reflex
< 1 Hit KO'd a defenseless clown
V Thinks I'm a freak
^nope, btw i liked you reference to asdf movie
<loves random stick figure humor
V likes stick figures
...O
....l
.../.\
^ likes stick persons.
< has a stick person.
v is a stick person.
^no, im not anorexic
<Is normal weight, i think
VHas a crap self image
^ Normal is a matter of opinioin
< I actually have very high confidence and a sparkling self image. I truly love myself. You should too!
V keeps a secret box of secrets under their bed.
^ Keeps a secret box of secrets under her bed
< Has no secrets under his bed
V Knows I'm right about 7
^ uh huh
< has 72 posts in this thread
V has less posts in this thread than me.
^ Probably right.
< Watches the Cosmopolitan channel when no one's around. :x
v Has watched some truly filthy smut on the internet in the past.
^ Horribly wrong
< Pure (ish)
V Impure
^Very.
<Impure.
vampire
^ Kinda right
< Drinks blood from time to time
V Also does so
^ derpno
< creator of this thread
v has more posts in this thread than me, your creator
^ Avatar looks like Ezio Auditore with wings
< Likes AC Games
V Has better dream control than I