THE ^ < v GAME

^ True, I can open doors at the grocery store
< Has a strangely thorough knowledge of troglobytes
v Can't imagine life without me.

^It would be a drab affair without you.
<Is in for a lulz day..
v Has sexual tension with me.

^ is sexually tense

<no

V Is forever not being not to awesome

< is confused

^ is my bestest dream views friend

<is verrrrry confused

V likes jelly beans

^ Especially the black ones.
< Not going to have any alone time from Thursday to Tuesday. Fuck fuck fuck.
v Creepy. y u dream about me, brodawgz?

^ because I want to rape you!!!!!!

< I'm not serious :o

V is forever delicious

^why thank you!
v saltyseedog!

^ =D
< :]
v :/

^XD

<is gunna leave internets now

V will be there when I return

^ D:
< Knows how to fish
V Thinks fish are icky

^no

<thinks they are amazing creatures

^ They're pretty meh
< Fish use my last name to breathe
v Prefers the internet to real life

^ pretty true
< is a fish
v i meant to say saltyseedog....duh

^no I'm not

<golden red

Vyup

^ nope
< what
v you can have my empire of dirt

^k thanks

<I will build an ant empire in my empire of dirt

^ ants will take over the world
< needs to memorize a skit, and write a speech tonight. can't.stop.procrastinating.

^sounds hard

<had an essay due today that I totally forgot about

V yep

^mmmhhhmmmm
< needs to start a history assinment
V Will be a girl

^ Incorrect
< Has long hair, but don't let that fool ya.
V Soulnote

^bullshit
<likes owls
V dislikes owls

< loves owls

^likes those creepy birds
<owls are creepy but cool
v has shat a brick

^

http://www.randomfunnypicture.com/pictures/1351shat.jpg

< Is creeped out by owls.
v Isn't as weird as they think they are.

^Im not sure
< Really likes owls
V Is indifferent towards owls

^ I LOVE OWLS!
< loves owls
V loves owls

^ lolno
< Bought a new suit, vest, and tie. I feel classy. :]
v How was you're day?

^Boring as
< Started school back after holidays
V Is still at school

< I am sick staying home today from school and wants to know how to get better realllyyyy quick
v likes squirrels

^ chicken soup and 7 up....works every time
< Likes owls better than squirrels
V your take on owls vs squirrels?

^ Squirrels are fucked, unless maybe there are a lot of them and they somehow pin the owl to the floor

<wants to leave this crazy house

Vhas a less crazy house

^ yeah probably.... unless im home alone :shadewink:
< Dr pepper is my favourite soda
V coke or pepsi is ur favourite soda

< doesn't like soda
v is addicted to it

^almost never drinks soda

<like people who are weird

Vis weird

< Is in a 'weird' mood.
V Doesn't like pickles.

<likes cucumbers, but not pickles
V fucking loves grapes

^I kind of like grapes.

<likes to eat food

Vdoesn't like to eat fod

^ I don't even know what "fod" is. If you meant food, yeah, you're right there.
< has art skillz
V Has probably posted in this forum before.

^ was away for a while
< is chewing on gum
V hates gum

^ is wrong
< trying to be aware
v is from the world

^ ??
< Bored.
v Also bored.

^no
< is feeling not good

< is angry

^Why

< is starting to feel better

Vis an avacado

^ because i have to do something Monday that I really don't want to do...at all.... and because I'm sick
< still mad and not an avocado
v is salty, and a seedog

^ false
< is in a very surprising ok mood.
v ERIBLE : D

^ is lucky I was the only replier even after 4 hours

< Is awake. Needs coffee...
V Is many time zones away from me, and is thinking about dinner already...

^ in the same time zone
< thinking about lunch.
v wants to eat dinner, despite being mid-afternoon

^ Has a long username.

< Just finished vaccuming stairs.

v Is over the age of 20.

^nope
<is still at school
V Is at university

^is incorrect
<is not american
V Is american

^ your right bitch

< is flowing with the spirit

V is totally perfect

^ Is not helping my overinflated ego
< Is aware of my super ego...so it can't be that bad right?
v does not have an inflated ego.

^ um yes I guess..... you are perfect its a standard :D^

< likes to eat chocolate

V needs to destroy there ego on a subconcious level

^ Likes chocolate.
< Sold his ego on eBay some time ago.
V Is also an eBay junkie.

^nope

<feels sick. And its like dry and hot as fuck.

Vis awesome because your my friend XD

^ First person to add me to their friends list.
< Feels very nervous for some reason he can't fathom.
v Doesn't use the word "fathom" very often, if ever.

^Is one of my best dream views friends

< doesn't use the word fathom or maybe never used it I dunno

V is a sea cucumber

^ is wrong
< is not a sea cucumber
v is my best friend

^ is right :)

<loves erible :hug:

V had a hard day

^ is right as well!
< loves saltyseedog too! :hug:
v had a grand day

^not the best but it was ok I guess

<is the incubus seducing you in your dreams

VWhat did you do today?????

^went to school
<feels left out of the dreamviews friends circle
V Is surprised they are still alive

^ naaa ur hour friend

< I'm surprised I'm stilll alive too

Vis feeling better than I do

^ Likes Alex Grey
< Ate mushrooms with Alex Grey at Coalescence
V Is probably not Alex Grey

^ no

< ate mushrooms and the ground turned into faces :paranoid:

V is kind of friends with alex grey or maybe not I dunno :?

^ nah.. who's alex grey btw?

< Wacthing house where the crew is taking pills just to be like house

v Maybe somthing i will be wrong about

^ he's the guy who made the painting in my signature

< did not go to school today..... again

V might be part penguin

^ Well who knows

< Dis Is Sparta!

v Thinks this game have a reason to go on

^ Thinks she's a penguin, inside
< Thinks he's a wolf, inside
V Thinks those two are nuts.

^ what are two nuts?

< is a rabbit inside

V is filled with fire

^ Post-sniped me.
< Got a paper cut earlier today. :[
v Is feeling alright.

^ needs to suck blood out of wounds

<is not alright

Vis a snowball from hell

^yeah
< fucking loves snow
V now finds my username hypocritical

^kind of

<wants to get high

^ It's always 4:20 somewhere!
< Has nothing to smoke, so I'm tipping the bottle of Bulleit.
V Is too sober.

^ Actually hungover from last night V_V
< Is batshit insane
v Is a really interesting person

^ Nope.
< Quite plain, really.
v Is easily embarrassed.

^ you are right
< feels like i have a fever, and my hands hurt because they are so dry
v is a poodle

^ is secretly from Macedonia.
< is definitely not a poodle.
V is someone who has never posted in this thread before.

^how could you
< what is this
v ahhhhh

^ Neeuuuu
< ??
v Erible

^ seroquel
< is sad
v seroquel

^ is beautiful inside

< is uncertain and confused

V is the best

^is high again
< has never been high, but wants to try it
V Has been drunk before

^ Once.. when i was 5 years old and started to eat som ''berries'' from somwhere i dunno,
< Wonders if i ever will get my dreams house
v DAS IST WUNDERBART and i dunno what im talkin' about

^ ya your awesome

< is kind of high

V likes to be snowy

^ is okay in my book.
< has not been high in months.
v requires immediate medical attention !!

^no but feeling kind of weird and also more high

<is crazy but really chill and it feels like everything is conflicting each other and its fucking crazy

V Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

^ Aparently I am very scary
< Wonders if there is anyone else out there who is like me
V I haven't greeted you straight up. So...
Hello :) and nice to meet you.

^ Hiiiii

< doesn't want to say anything

V is

<I is.....am

^ yes u r

^ Feeds the good wolf
< is reconnecting with her roots tomorrow
V is a dog from the sea, and therefore most likely salty

^ is sea from the dog which is most obviously dry

< floating on a cloud of smog

V slowly dieing of natural causes

^ types on an intangible keyboard with incorporeal fingers from nowhere
< Changed her avatar
v has the same avatar

^ confuses me

< hates ego. hates when people judge him based on ego things (who I am, what I've done, what I have) Fuck ego

V I'm angry

^ I made him angry
< Has made someone cry using nothing but his thoughts and words
V THinks im a jerk

^ Is okay in my book
< Has made someone cry using nothing but his thoughts and words
v Is super sexy

^Omg yes im ;o
< feeling sexy
v thinks im a total moron (spelling)

^ Not a moron, simply odd. Likes to underline and change the font color of random words.
< In a great mood.
v Hopefully in a great mood as well.

^ nah and hey, you changed your sig pic
< wonders what the hype is all about the "friendship is magic my little pony thing"
v is beautiful

^ Watch episodes 16-24 and I'll tell you. =D
< In the mood for pancakes.
v Hasn't showered yet.

^ I love you too
< has a shittonne of assignments to do
V is stressed

^ nooooooo i am noooot (:
< reading donald duck comic
v thinks about ... Indiana Jones next film

^ thinks about ... Indiana Jones next film.
< does not think about ... Indiana Jones next film.
v is thinking that i am uncreative.

^ um kind of

< is incredibly confused and chaotic

V empty void of fire

^what evs
< Thinks today will be good
V is catholic

^hell no

< likes to stab things

Vlikes to be a pussy

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< Plays himself and isn't afraid to tell people if they ask, but doesn't figure it's interesting enough to bring up within the average conversation.

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^ feeds candy to small children in his van
< doesn't know how to start a conversation and isn't afraid to tell people.
< can't find the down arrow lol

^ capital V
<wanted to say that
V notices that i have used a capital V

^ I love you

< I love you to

V but not really you, fuck you

^ you are a liar
< teeheeheteeeheeteeheeteeheeteeheeteeheeteeheeteehe e
V i possibly don't not dislike you

^ well I like you, but I also want to kill you

< wants to destroy society, burn everything, and leave and never come back

v likes to be not great forever, or never

^righttttt
< Is procrastinating
V didn't accept my friend request

^ Never sent me friend request.

< Is ready for a revolution.

V Is starting a revolution.

^ eats puppies
< doesn't know what 420 means
v eats kittens

^ eats humans
< no
V yes

^ fucking shit fuck

< does eat human but not animals

V going to be awesome

SALTYSEEDOG PLEASE DO NOT GO ON A SHOOTING SPREE.

I am awesome.

^ I'm trying not to lol

< wants to do nothing today

V is crazy, but not like me, or maybe they are I dunno

^ is wonderful and has taught be a lot
< is grateful
v has fewer than 30 LDs

^nup
<yeah........
V maybe

^ didn't say anything original
< Reads Tarot Cards
V Thinks Tarot is a load of crap

^ Nope!
< Loves tarot c:
v has not heard of it.

< has heard of it
< likes meeting new people online
< likes meeting new people irl

^ not true you little bitch

< is satan in a body

V is jesus

^ is post sniped

< is the post sniping master
v takes everything for granted

^ not true, I am generally very appreciative
v is a girl

^ is a girl too!
< will dine in hell tonight :)

^ will watch the movie 300 tonight lol
< can barely text
v pays too much on their cell phone bill

^ will probably die a brutal death in hell tonight if she doesn't fight

< is just is I don't know....
Vyummmmm

< is nervous for tomorrow

^ is nervous for no good reason

< was post sniped

V no

^ stop denying me
< likes the Black Crows

^ Above
< Between
V Below

^ descriptive
< wishes she didn't come off so argumentative
v spends too much time on pointless things

^ is a good guesser
< is really bored
v is also really bored

< is never bored when I'm on here
v now has the song "the final countdown" stuck in your head

^ didn't do ^, but makes me think if < was directed at her or me
< is confused
v will be on tomorrow

^ has the freakish ability of not talking
< doesn't like public speaking
V is the class clown

^ is wrong
< talked for the first time in 8 months
v will think the first things I said in 8 months is lame

(Some random person asked if she could borrow a pencil, I said yes)

^ not lame....ok....pretty lame
< addicted to senseless banter
v also addicted

^likes horses
<likes snowboarding
V likes Owls

^ Likes Cats
< Likes Cats
v Likes Cats

< I'm sort of allergic to them :o

^ Killed my kitty mood, but is otherwise ok
< Brain Numbing
v Has better dream control than I

^ Killed my kitty mood, but is otherwise ok
< Brain Numbing
v Has better dream control than I

^ has over a hundred more posts than me
< has so many false awakenings I question reality constantly in the morning
v hasn't read a book for fun since elementary school

^ false
< neutral
V true

< loves sunflowers

^ Didn't do the < or v
< Has a boring DJ
v Is either negetive about her DJ or on a horse

^ lol, good guess
< Doesn't always use v or ^
v wishes they had the dream control I have

^ Is being picture being tortured
< Is regaining control
v Doesn't realize why my control is bad

^porbs true
< still alive
V dead in 3.....2......1......

^ is a dick, for killing me.
< lays on the floor, decomposing.
v makes little toy race cars out of his macaroni and cheese.

^ is laying on the floor, decomposing.
< just had some delicious organic mac & cheese, however, did not make race cars out of it.
V is getting shit-faced drunk this weekend.

^ Nope, I don't drink.
< Has a leftover roach that will be smoked in the evening.
v Likes flowers.

^ is correct
< likes celosia, and supertunias, and angel's trumpet, and sedum, and wysteria, and salvia (the non-hallucinogenic kind).
v eats flowers.

^ Knows his flowers, thumbs up for you!
< has eaten rose petals and marigolds, but doesn't make a habit of it
v has eaten something stranger than flowers

^grass?
< once ate grass
V picks leaves off trees just to smell them

^ half correct, I eat the leaves, particularly toxic ones, I'm immune to all plant poisons :)
< Is weird in that way
v Thinks I'm weird

^ Kind of but that just means you're interesting.
< Needs to stop waiting for something interesting and dramatically life changing to happen and finally grow up.
v Had a good day. Not an amazing day, but thought it was pleasant enough.

^true
< foot is asleep and hurts very bad
V ahhhh

^ ?
< Is wondering what Eri means
v Is a nice person

< asdadsadsa

^ WHAT?!?!
< Confused
v Is wondering what Confucius Says

^Here comes global warming!!!
< WE DIDN' LISTIN!!!
V RABLABALBABLABLABLABLA!!!

^ Speaks fluent gibberish
< Speaks fluent English
v Speaks fluent in both

^ got that right :D
< is you
v is me

^ Is Me
< Is In Missouri
v Is In Darley

^ how did you know :0

^ Didn't do > or v
< Is Hopeless
v Unlucky in love

<not in love
v in love

^ Not at this point in my life
< Happy being single
v Not happy being single

^ Normally I wouldn't mind but atm I don't know where I stand with a certain girl and it's slightly frustrating.
< Wonders how he'd look with shoulder-length dreads.
v Is male.

^ Is correct
< Lost a bet yesterday
v Has lost a bet at some point

^mmhmmm :(
<doesn't do any major betting
V lost $1000 dollars in a poker tournament

^ Nope, I won $700 in a poker tournament, with my family :D
< Is good at poker
v Has a bad poker face

^ is nude
< is nude
v is nude

^ Lives in a nudist colony
< Fully clothed
v knows how many licks to the center of a tootsie pop

^ Wasting her time licking the Tootsie Roll Pop
< Usually bites it
v Prefers Tootsie Rolls to Tootsie Roll Pops

^Is wrong
< Going to play on the PSN (woot!)
v iS f@kaE AnD G@@@@@@@y@@@@@@@Y!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111 111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

^ Is a *censored*
< Is a waste of space
v Thinks I'm emo

^ is being emo
< keeps forgetting to hit the bong
v hates on emo kids

^ HELLZ NO, just emo video game chracters *cough* *cough* cloud *cough* vincent *cough* hope *cough**cough* lightning *cough* cloud again
< HELLZ YEAH PSN WORKS
V HELLZ MAYBE HAPPY ABOUT PSN WORKING

^ *yawn* cool
< Is annoyed how you have to register to a shit load of internet sites to play computer games, if we buy the game, LET US FUCKING PLAY IT
V Doesn't care in the slightest about computer games

^ Yes, my PC is not a gaming PC.
< Is listening to Judas, but I love 80's music , so take THAT!
V Is going to comment of my "lack of a brain" because of my taste in music.

^ has a "lack of a brain" because of my taste in music.
< has commented of Smh61400's "lack of brain" because of my taste in music.
v has a crush on me.

^ Needs to feel wanted
< Also needs to feel wanted
v Says they do not need to feel wanted (but they do)
v will now agree that they need to feel wanted to make me wrong.

^ Is right
< Needs to feel wanted
v Will have a better post than I

^ nu-huh

< has hair dye but doesnt want to get up and actually dye her hair

^ has beautiful hair, and shouldn't put gunk in it.
< what they said
v is Batman

^

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< Tired
v Went to sleep late last night.

^ LOL nice nod
< went to bed early lastnight, and is still tired
v isnt eating the ice cream cake that i haz :O

^ Is still tired.
< Is ready to get drrrrrrrrrrrunk!
V Wants an ice cold beer right now.