The Vending Machine...

Receive a Seth Rogen autograph

Insert Pain

The vending machine front opens and a giant boxing glove on a spring hits you in the face.

Insert comedy.

Laughter comes out of the machine.

Insert IRQ Conflict

Receive 20/20 Hindsight 25 years down the line.

Insert Old family photo

Receive facebook requests and photo tags from relatives in said photo.

Insert my future

Receive a flying car.

Insert fire extinguisher.

Receive flame thrower.

Insert iPod.

Receive ad for the BRAND NEW AND IMPROVED iPOD 52!
SAME AS THE OLD iPOD BUT NOW IT ... IS BETTER SOMEHOW!
This is because we INTENTIONALLY left out a particular functionality just so that we could add it later! :D
GIVE US YOUR MONEY!

Insert iPad 2

receive ipad 3 release one week later

insert a fake coin

Receive broken Vending Machine

Insert Wii

receive overrated system that no on cares about anymore

insert my left toe

receive slothy lovin'!

Insert my keyb

receive access to the secret dungeon that the vending machine is a door too. Secretly.

insert the blood of a goat

Receive mystic powers, and an angry letter from PETA.

Insert saltyseadog

receive murder and stolen blood from your corpse

insert magets

receive rotting flesh

insert dead body

receive necrophilia

insert zombie arm

receive self-discipline

insert nothing

receive a million dollars

insert good memories

receive sadness and depression

insert prozac

Receive addiction.

Insert Intervention.

receive rehab

insert not wanting to go to rehab

receive more crack

insert candy

Receive white van

Insert Pedobear

Receive jailbait

Insert thread revival attempt