Un-DV Quotes

As you all know there is a DV quotes and a DV chat quots, but no place for the gold quotes that arent from DV,

post quotes not from DV. You can post them in video form if they are really famous and they are on youtube :P. If like one of your friends said it or somthing, then just post it.

They can be inspirational, funny, thought provoking, anything you think should be on here.

"Only those who attempt the absurd will achieve the impossible. I think it's in my basement... let me go upstairs and check".- M. C. Escher

Haha that was a good one. I knew some funny ones but I can't remember any for the life of me right now. :/

always remember this Anthonyyy0

"There are no personal problems which cannot be solved through suitable application of high explosives

Jim Morrison:

"A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself. "

"Actually I don't remember being born, it must have happened during one of my black outs. "

"Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free. "

"Friends can help each other. A true friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself - and especially to feel. Or, not feel. Whatever you happen to be feeling at the moment is fine with them. That's what real love amounts to - letting a person be what he really is. "

"I like any reaction I can get with my music. Just anything to get people to think. I mean if you can get a whole room full of drunk, stoned people to actually wake up and think, you're doing something. "

"I like people who shake other people up and make them feel uncomfortable. "

"Listen, real poetry doesn't say anything; it just ticks off the possibilities. Opens all doors. You can walk through anyone that suits you. "

"Sex is full of lies. The body tries to tell the truth. But, it's usually too battered with rules to be heard, and bound with pretenses so it can hardly move. We cripple ourselves with lies. "

"The most important kind of freedom is to be what you really are. You trade in your reality for a role. You give up your ability to feel, and in exchange, put on a mask. "

"The most loving parents and relatives commit murder with smiles on their faces. They force us to destroy the person we really are: a subtle kind of murder. "

"Whoever controls the media, controls the mind. "

"Where's your will to be weird? "


"This is the strangest life I've ever known. "


I was about to do Che Guevara and a few others, but at the rate I was going I would have taken up most of the good quotes :P

"A friend is a person with whom I may be sincere. Before him I may think aloud. I am arrived at last in the presence of a man so real and equal, that I may drop even those undermost garments of dissimulation, courtesy, and second thought, which men never put off, and may deal with him with the simplicity and wholeness with which one chemical atom meets another."- Emerson

"Be not the slave of your own past. Plunge into the sublime seas, dive deep and swim far, so you shall come back with self-respect, with new power, with an advanced experience that shall explain and overlook the old."- Emerson

"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail."- Emerson

"Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks."

-Abraham Lincoln

I have no idea where this quote is from.
Incoming: Wall of text (it's worth it)

“Let’s face it - English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren’t invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren’t sweet, are meat. We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

And why is it that writers write but fingers don’t fing, grocers don’t groce and hammers don’t ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn’t the plural of booth beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese? One index, 2 indices? Doesn’t it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend? If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?

If teachers taught, why didn’t preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? In what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Ship by truck and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell? How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?

You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out and in which an alarm goes off by going on. English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human race (which, of course, isn’t a race at all). That is why, when the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible.”

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Originally Posted by Savy

I have no idea where this quote is from.
Incoming: Wall of text (it's worth it)

“Let’s face it - English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren’t invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren’t sweet, are meat. We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

And why is it that writers write but fingers don’t fing, grocers don’t groce and hammers don’t ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn’t the plural of booth beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese? One index, 2 indices? Doesn’t it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend? If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?

If teachers taught, why didn’t preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? In what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Ship by truck and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell? How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?

You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out and in which an alarm goes off by going on. English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human race (which, of course, isn’t a race at all). That is why, when the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible.”

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Eggplants were named after the variety of the plant that is colored and shaped like a chicken egg. Hamburgers are called such because they're named after the city of Hamburg. A boxing ring is called such because before actual "rings" were built, people formed a ring around the two people as they fought. Pineapple gets its name because it resembles a pinecone. English muffins are called such because in England they are just "muffins", it's like calling it "American football" to prevent confusing. Most of these are just idiomatic phrases or just picking at the couple irregular forms of verbs/plurals. The English language is pretty straight-forward in all aspects aside from spelling.

Also, "indices" is a proper plural form.

''When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.''

"I have never let schooling interfere with my education." -Mark Twain

"All is one, one is all" - Izumi Curtis

"In death, there is life. In life, there is death" - Burke

"'You have to fail at something to win'. If you fail at life, you die. Therefore, nobody wins at life." - Burke

It's a play on words, not picking. No need to get into semantics.

"It is amazing how complete is the delusion that beauty is goodness." -Leo Tolstoy

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Originally Posted by Savy

It's a play on words, not picking. No need to get into semantics.

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But they're wrong and it shows a total mis-understanding of language.

"Excuse me, but I don't even know you....And unless I'm mistaken, you don't know me, except through the lyrics of my songs, which I daresay you don't understand if you think I would enjoy having a large mass of humanity near me."

Thom Yorke, in a blog post. :chuckle:.

Best part is the blog's not even real. It's from news groper.

''wanna know whats funnier than 24...

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..........

25!''

spongebob

"The Iron never lies to you. You can walk outside and listen to all kinds of talk, get told that you're a god or a total bastard. The Iron will always kick you the real deal. The Iron is the great reference point, the all-knowing perspective giver. Always there like a beacon in the pitch black. I have found the Iron to be my greatest friend. It never freaks out on me, never runs. Friends may come and go. But two hundred pounds is always two hundred pounds." -Henry Rollins on weightlifting

'Whenever i go out to someplace public where people don't know me, i don't care if i do something stupid, because who cares what people you will never see again think of you.'

“What's one less person on the face of the earth, anyway?”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIqoc...eature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Plz-bhcHryc

TinyChat with Nito, Matte and Squishdiboo


squishdiboo: let's compare our penises
[11:34 PM] 4c: I assume you, it's- what!
[11:34 PM] nito: You first.....
[11:34 PM] 4c: ^
[11:34 PM] squishdiboo: alright give me a second
[11:34 PM] 4c: I am thoroughly confused to what you plan to do.
[11:34 PM] nito: im excited =O
[11:34 PM] matte87 left the room

“Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You.”
~Dr. Seuess

A kindergarten teacher handed out a coloring page to her class. On it was a picture of a duck holding an umbrella. The teacher told her class to color the duck in yellow and the umbrella green, however, Bobby, the class rebel, colored the duck in a bright fire truck red. After seeing this, the teacher asked him: "Bobby, how many times have you see a red duck?" Young Bobby replied with "The same number of times I've seen a duck holding an umbrella."

"We have all kinds of souls here
good ones
bad ones
We can be whatever we choose
What we do not tolerate is self limitation"

~ anonymous dream master

is this the Krusty Krab?
No this is Patrick.

Push me and then just touch me 'til I get my satisfaction

-Stephen Hawking

It is better to be thought of as a fool and remain silent than it is to speak and remove all doubt.

-A. Lincoln

GO FASTER POKEY. FASTER

DEATH WATER. I slipped and fell into the DEATH WATER. Why is that lava floating? or is it secretly DEATH WATER? Have I said DEATH WATER enough?

-ProtonJonSA

D'oh! Freaking PIZZAS.

-Chuggaaconroy

And a special one by me:

"He who does not pause never sees any details; he who does not move never sees anything new."

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'- homer simpson

"Adopt the pace of nature; her secret is patience."- Emerson

First go like this, spin around. STOP! Double take three times. One, two three. Then.... pelvic thrust! Whooooooo! Whooooooo! Stop on your right foot, DON'T FORGET IT! Now it's time to bring it around town. Bring-it-a-round-town. Then you do this, then this, and this, then this, then that, then this and that, and then...- spongebob

"Great! I'll grab my stuff!" - Link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSYhoMhEGOs&feature=related

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Originally Posted by saltyseedog

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSYhoMhEGOs&feature=related

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Apparently there have been studies showing that extended solitary confinement can cause (potentially permanent) psychological damage.