This had me wondering...how many wipes does it take you???Quote:
Kaniaz [3:11pm]: OK, I need to go wipe my butt again. I didn't do it right the first time.
Kaniaz afks.[/b]
Printable View
This had me wondering...how many wipes does it take you???Quote:
Kaniaz [3:11pm]: OK, I need to go wipe my butt again. I didn't do it right the first time.
Kaniaz afks.[/b]
3-4, just so I can be sure I'm clean.
Im going to go inbetween for 3 or 4 wipes because It depends on just how much came out. Like if its one of those long ones then I may have to go with about 5 or 6 if I re-wrap serveral times. But if its like one of those Pebble ones then I can get away with may 1 or 2. :hrm: hmmmm never thought about it this way excellent question. I Love this theard. :goodjob:
Oh, it depends on a few factors.
Like, one/two wipes for the nice ones, then sometimes you get these ones that just go BOOM and the water splashes all up your rear and it makes it all wet and it takes 0932548093280 wipes so what i like to do is launch one then sort of jump up so the splash factor does not get me and waste like three rolls of loo roll, then "poo pirates" comes to mind...
Kaniaz LMAO!! :rolllaugh:
How many wipes.. as many as it takes till there's no "signature" left on the paper! ;)
Plus.. just to start some controversy.. I honestly believe that "skid marks" are a male phenomenon! :mrgreen:
skidmarks belong to women too...:oops:
which is why i went for five or six, cos i'm a fussy madam!
Really, it all depends on the viscosity of the feces exiting the body.
Usually 3-4, but it usually depends on what week it is.
I probably shouldn't respond to this thread, but...
I guess 3-4 sounds about right. Of course, I tend to go back and forth, so maybe 6-8?
How come? I thought you was already quite experienced in these things ;)Quote:
Originally posted by Rakkantekimusouka
I probably shouldn't respond to this thread, but...
I was gonna put a warning about anyone who brought that up getting shish-kabobbed...oh well.
http://img71.echo.cx/img71/7804/sc2artwork0248oa.gif
:P
:lol:Quote:
Originally posted by Rakkantekimusouka
I was gonna put a warning about anyone who brought that up getting shish-kabobbed...oh well.
http://img71.echo.cx/img71/7804/sc2artwork0248oa.gif
:P
Quote:
Originally posted by Rakkantekimusouka+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Rakkantekimusouka)</div>Oh god....NOOOOOO. o_0 It's front to back. FRONT TO BACK.Quote:
Of course, I tend to go back and forth, so maybe 6-8?[/b]
Not back and forth. :shakehead2:
That's just...wrong...and really sick...ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
EDIT: oh yeah <!--QuoteBegin-nessy
\"Usually 3-4, but it usually depends on what week it is.
One word. TAMPONS!!!
I once had this massive poo and I wiped my ass and nothing happened. So 0 is my lowest :)
Ususally 1 or 2.
But I have my bad days. :/
How the HELL can you get away with THAT? :shock:Quote:
Originally posted by OpheliaBlue
Ususally 1 or 2.
We have two things to wipe... o_0
LMAO yeah that gets tricky, but the secret is to follow the oh-so-wise-in-fecal-matters(double entendre)-Kaniaz:Quote:
Originally posted by Aquanina
How the HELL can you get away with THAT? :shock:
We have two things to wipe... o_0
Quote:
Kaniaz says: my poos are few, far and fast
Ophelia says: man you shit like a gun
Kaniaz says: yeah i mastered the art
Kaniaz says: i was pissed off having to wipe 3048 times
Kaniaz says: so i figured out a super fast method
Kaniaz says: A) only poo once every couple of days
Kaniaz says: B) try and relax so you get a long one that doesn't go splosh and get your poo all wet, making a long wipe time
Kaniaz says: if done correctly, you can just wipe your ass two times and the problem is solved[/b]
Am I the only one that chose the first response? I mean c'mon that's why they made colored underwear and wash machines!
Nooo, Ramu! You killed my ananas slice representing the sun. :cry:
Now THAT was mean :mad:
You're right, I'll punish him for that...cruel and unusual-like :ohyahbaby:Quote:
Originally posted by Hate
Nooo, Ramu! You killed my ananas slice representing the sun. :cry:
Now THAT was mean :mad:
Bad elf-boy! :P
Yes, this IS what I do in my spare time, why do you ask? -^o^-
who needs toilet paper?
also why stain your underwear? go freeballin
Try to play football(soccer) without underwear or with loose boxer shorts (tight boxers rule and girls like them), your balls (not the balls you play soccer with) just jump around hitting your legs and it hurts as hell.Quote:
Originally posted by SantaDreamsToo
who needs toilet paper?
also why stain your underwear? go freeballin
I wipe 5-6 times but if I drink coffee (which always makes me shit) even 8-10.
Alright. Say, 40-weight viscosity?Quote:
Originally posted by Merck
Really, it all depends on the viscosity of the feces exiting the body.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...muCensored.bmpQuote:
Originally posted by Rakkantekimusouka
You're right, I'll punish him for that...cruel and unusual-like :ohyahbaby:
Bad elf-boy! *:P
Yes, this IS what I do in my spare time, why do you ask? -^o^-
I go about 1-2. Make sure to get that stuff.
:laughhard: Thanks, Yume -- I was waiting for somebody to respond to that :PQuote:
dang i leave for a few days and this is what i come back.
that remindes me of a quote "never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups"
[quote]Originally posted by docthory
[b]dang i leave for a few days and this is what i come back.
that remindes me of a quote Antichrist!
yes?