I'm not leaving MY bedroom because I snore!!
OK, I'm not married. But if I were, I wouldn't be like those spineless wimps on the TV commercial who are "tired of having to sleep on the couch" because they snore. If my wife doesn't like it, she can sleep on the couch! Why should I be punished because she has some problem with my medical problems?
Actually, if my wife were nice about it, I would offer to sleep on the couch. But these women don't look nice at all, and Mr. TV announcer guy implied that the wife kicks the man out of bed out of anger.
Oh well, I guess it's a moot point since I sleep alone and I don't snore (well, I don't think so anyway). But the commercial was on TV and it bothered me.