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Originally Posted by mooseantlers
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Er... what?Quote:
Originally Posted by mooseantlers
Shh, love. It's okay.Quote:
Originally Posted by Omnis Dei
But he insinuated I believe in the Illuminati >.<
Ban nina, no question.
any word on the boob thread?
it wouldn't be that hard, ya know. have another user password to get in, would cut down on a lot of the douchery around here
[SARCASM=Linkzelda]
1. I would give all females an extra 50% in earning points on the points system just to freaking troll on the guys. And I would demand that if they wanted such offer, they would have to go on Tiny chat DV with CAM AND USE MICROPHONE and also obey basic commands to prove they aren't using pre-recorded message/video to try and find a loophole in the system, AND to verify that they aren't using friends in real life to do so as well.
2. Force Kaomea to come back to Houston or else she'll get all the dreams she entered in her journal deleted. :chuckle:
3. Allow Senseless Banter Threads to have a like system, but it won't constitute as a like, but at the same time I wouldn't announce that fact, and every time someone would like something there, it would cause abnormal but subtle change to likes received and given, so that when they go to see how many points they have, there can be times where it overrides the actual data. Then I would demand that if they don't match, they have to make a final appeal request to explain why there was a glitch for their profile, and ban them if they can't explain in a competent manner.
4. Allow threads to be Necro'ed as long as the person admits that they have a fetish for Necrophilia, and if they don't like it, BAN.
5. Have a live chat session that are saturated with people from under developed countries to act as Dream Guide agents, thus making the purpose of Dream Guides on the forum useless.
6. Allow myself to post provocative images with spoilers in my dream journal, and yet contradict that privilege by declaring if anyone else does that, BAN.
7. Gather all experienced lucid dreamers who believe in Astral Project to create a secret cult with unlimited funds to carry out my Misanthropic intentions in portraying how the world really is just full of people degrading their potential on petty things when they can have spiritual awakenings and move on to more productive things in life and beyond. And if they don't comply, BAN, but before I do that, I would make clones of them and then ban them.
8. Make Nina clones so no one questions me and require said clones to hug me and portray unconditional solace and love. :3
9. Incorporate a dislike button in the Rant and Rave, Cry & Complain Thread just to ruin people's egos as they are questioning their purpose in life.
10. Carôusoul would have to worship me, and Seroquel could only have ONE avatar picture forever, unless he bought points in the Points system for an Avatar pic change, and he would have to comply to a 40% tax rate to finalize his request for a new avatar. And to really finalize the process, he would have to watch a video of baby weasels, and he had to hold a mouse button down long enough, or else he has to start over and each time he lets go, the video's required time augments to 90 minute intervals.
11. Make Sero On-Topic Admin, while I obtain the role "Supreme Overlord Admin."
12. Allow users to post more than the 5 picture limit when gathering from a local source, but when they post more than 5, they still can't post their dream journal because there will be a random error generator with the preset " [Code # : Was not cleared]. And I wouldn't make a guide for the code # errors either. Good luck.
13. Make an additional 1,000,000 blue star moderators that have the exact structure of my eyes so that I can basically be omnipresent and quick with my authoritative power because I can see everything at once and be able to move them individually because I would've induced Multiple personalities while sustaining a tangible sense of reality.
14. When people go to read Dream Journals and want to see who has the most entries, every time they clicked "Entries," it would still show random entries.
15. Allow 3 On-Topic admins that would have to complete a certain quota before each month ends, and whatever they finish, I double that.
16. Make a sarcasm font that would be the default for everyone to type on. They would have to post, and THEN EDIT it, and go through a process of de-selecting sarcasm fonts to show which syntax were actually serious. And each time they would de-select it, a message would pop up, "Are you sureeeee you want to do this?...YES NO option." They would click yes, and nothing happens, so they would have to find a tiny dot somewhere on the screen to click on to be able to verify their request. And that same dot blends in with the background and appears randomly.
17. Force Anderj to not eat anything bacon-related for 3 months, but allow him to lucid dream about bacon, but he can't write them down so he forgets the experiences he had.
18. Ignore Greenhavoc's request to not being able for people to like his posts.
19. In order for moderators to lock a thread, they would have to lock their computers/laptops, which means they can't lock the thread unless they have a Smartphone and downloaded an app that took at least 10% of the phone's storage and would have to input a code that would be redirected to one of the millions of Nina clones with my consciousness for verification if it deserves to be locked or not.
20. Allow a new achievement labeled "Drama Queen/Drama King" that cannot be eradicated, thus allow new members to be cognizant that said user is prone for declaring drama on Dreamviews.
And there would be a thread devoted for other members to throw tomatoes at the users with the achievement, which would cause a spam of notifications that they have to click on, go back to control panel, and click the next one to "like" that they had a tomato thrown at them.
Oh man, there's so much more, but 20 is enough for now. :content: [/SARCASM.exe completed]
I would make the "Ban the Person Above You" thread actually ban the person above them. Of course, I could never be banned :P
I would ban anyone behind me
@link, lol at #10 and #16
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Originally Posted by Omnis Dei
were ya trolling?Quote:
Originally Posted by Omnis Dei
The Illuminati used to exist, they were founded in Bavaria in 1776. That doesn't mean they created the artwork on our money.
And you should know a true troll never admits it.
Well played sirQuote:
Originally Posted by Omnis Dei