What do you call your genitals?

My testicles are called the Boondock Saints and my penis is called Il Duce

I don't know their names. They won't tell me. When I talk to them, I just say, "Hey you!"

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/tsts/97.jpghttp://magiccards.info/scans/en/isd/230.jpghttp://magiccards.info/scans/en/sh/99.jpghttp://magiccards.info/scans/en/mr/339.jpghttp://magiccards.info/scans/en/isd/51a.jpghttp://magiccards.info/scans/en/isd/103.jpghttp://magiccards.info/scans/en/lw/265.jpghttp://magiccards.info/scans/en/ul/97.jpghttp://magiccards.info/scans/en/tr/120.jpghttp://magiccards.info/scans/en/6e/207.jpghttp://magiccards.info/scans/en/gp/79.jpghttp://magiccards.info/scans/en/us/249.jpg

and so on.