Post your weird defects.

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Originally Posted by Solarflare

I am not flexible :-?

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Lol :cheeky: you must have a very large angle of movement in your joints or somethin.

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Originally Posted by dutchraptor

Lol :cheeky: you must have a very large angle of movement in your joints or somethin.

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LOL. And its funny, as I was reading that, one of my legs was on top on the opposite knee :O

I have mild dyscalculia. Also, jumping on a trampoline makes me pee myself. I have no idea why.

My sneeze is super high pitched and squeaky .___.
Also my ankles are super weak and make snapping noises when I walk on stairs (not helpful when trying to sneak out).

Whenever I sneeze it sounds like I'm saying "shit", which has earned me many disgruntled looks.

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Originally Posted by brokedownheart

Whenever I sneeze it sounds like I'm saying "shit", which has earned me many disgruntled looks.

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I think that's true for most sneezing...

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Originally Posted by Warheit

Kidney disease.

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repeated episodes of acute renal failure tends to do that.

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Originally Posted by Phion

repeated episodes of acute renal failure tends to do that.

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No, my disease (if it progressed) would lead to ARF. It isn't the other way around.

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Originally Posted by Dianeva

It involves clenching muscles somewhere in my chest and head at the same time. I feel it in the back of my head, the front of my throat, and around what seems like the diaphragm of my lungs. I'm not sure what's happening but I've done it about 6 times in my life. I've come close since, but am afraid to do it because it must involve cutting oxygen from my brain and putting pressure on it. I'm afraid I'd get a stroke or something.

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This sounds like what I used to do as a kid... I clench certain muscles in my chest/throat area and my face starts turning purple and I get really dizzy (cutting off the blood flow to my head.) I haven't ever let myself pass out from it because it scares the SHIT out of me.

I have a creepy control over my eyebrows, I can move them one at a time, alternating, in a wave-like pattern, and very high and low. It's the most expressive feature of my face. I can also move my ears up and down individually or at the same time. (I've been doing these things as long as I can remember.)

Not a defect, just a face muscle oddity... and a great way to entertain your family when you're 5 years old.

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Originally Posted by dutchraptor

Post your weird defects here
Whenever I really have to take a piss my teeth start to hurt and feel like im holding an ice cube up to them :?. Its the feeling is even worse when im eating stuff.

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I get a mad tingling sensation in my teeth after sex? Does that count? Someone once told me it's from breathing in and out too fast and the air gets around my sensitive teeth (bahahaha)

I have a clear dent in the left side of my ribcage. My dad has always advised me to develop chest muscles to keep the bones in place and the hole becoming more pronounced :P

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Originally Posted by isthisit

I get a mad tingling sensation in my teeth after sex? Does that count? Someone once told me it's from breathing in and out too fast and the air gets around my sensitive teeth (bahahaha)

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I dont know how hard your breathing lol :cheeky: but I only ever get that when I cycle on a chilly day and im out of breathe.

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Originally Posted by dutchraptor

I dont know how hard your breathing lol :cheeky: but I only ever get that when I cycle on a chilly day and im out of breathe.

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I think its safe to say I must be breathing pretty fast. :ohyahbaby: But I do have really sensitive teeth so...

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Originally Posted by Dianeva

It's hard to explain and I doubt it's good for me. It involves clenching muscles somewhere in my chest and head at the same time. I feel it in the back of my head, the front of my throat, and around what seems like the diaphragm of my lungs. I'm not sure what's happening but I've done it about 6 times in my life. I've come close since, but am afraid to do it because it must involve cutting oxygen from my brain and putting pressure on it. I'm afraid I'd get a stroke or something.
I've tried looking the phenomenon up online and haven't come across anyone who can do the same thing, in the same way. The closest is just holding one's breath until they faint, but this is obviously different because it works in a few seconds.

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Sounds like vagus nerve stimulation....right at the base of the neck. People used to make others faint at school by getting them to puff their chest out, so their lungs press against the vagus nerve, and then they'd push the chest from the outside to stimulate the vagus nerve. Pass out in a couple of seconds.

http://z.about.com/f/p/440/graphics/images/en/19252.jpg

I'm terrified of bunny rabbits... I have no idea why but they scare the crap out of me.

And my 'defect'....I have bilateral rhomboid absence. Apparently this gives me a longer reach than usual.... too bad I'm not a boxer. Actually, no, I'm glad. My crazy osteopath thinks it's 'evolutionary'...mostly because he's missing one of the tendons in his wrist, and thinks that about it too.

Yeah, there is obviously selection pressure for boxers in present times. >_>