Originally Posted by Man of Shred
ooh ooh. do me! I want a love life reading. I am 27 and single! Will i meet my soul mate? Or my Twin flame? Will I marry and asian transvestite? . but seriously do a love life reading.
Hold on, I'm getting an interdimensional phone call. It appears an otherworldly being has some advice for you. Allow me to transcribe.
This is the Archangel Alphonse. I am channeling through Omnis Dei right now to speak with Man of Shred about his desire you have a loving relationship. I have seen how strongly this desire burns within you, but it appears to be having trouble expressing itself. You still haven't worked through all your issues, and they are what's blocking you from the relationship you desire. Allow your heart to break open, friend. Allow it to break open and stay open. You are a vibrant being beneath all the stone walls you use to protect yourself.
This does not have to happen instantly, in fact it is a process and it will happen one step at a time. Know that the next opportunity you have to get close to someone is truly an opportunity to open yourself up and shine, disguised as an opportunity to get laid. I would like to thank the transcriber for allowing me to send you this message. Please remember, you are not alone. You have a family up here cheering you on every step of the way. She's out there, and she will appear the moment you are ready.
Well that was interesting. Probably a load of crap, I don't trust channelers myself. Nothing but charlatans. My advice is to get a mail order bride, it's probably your best hope.
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