Seems legit... |
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The only thing sinful about masturbation is the lustful thoughts, and it's totally possible to masturbate without lustful thoughts, therefore Jesus totally could have masturbated, and I say he probably did. |
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Seems legit... |
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Well I guess we need something to explain why God has children. |
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I think this is a legitimate Theological question. If Jesus was supposedly both God and in a human body, with all the bodily functions of a human body, then... what exactly would prevent Jesus from doing all the ugly corporeal things that we as humans do? |
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Better question: How big was Jebus' dick? And also was he circumcised? Did they do that back then? I know he was a Jew and all, but I don't know how far back circumcision goes. |
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Last edited by Jesus of Suburbia; 07-17-2012 at 03:15 PM.
Out of interest, why are you asking this question? |
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Haha, OK. |
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We're all the children of God, Jesus was not saying anything profound about himself, personally, it just got taken that way. And they executed him for it, then later agreed for political reasons that he actually was the son of god. But just him, no one else was allowed to make such a statement, if they did, we'd execute him too, or at least ostracize him. |
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Everything works out in the end, sometimes even badly.
The conversion of base sexual essence into a purer form is the basis of prolonged 'mystical' experience. There's a reason the bible spoke of 'becoming a eunuch for heaven'. |
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But in order to transform the energy you have to embrace it rather than suppress it. |
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Everything works out in the end, sometimes even badly.
HOW BIG WAS JESUS'S PENIS?!a |
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Because of his point of evolution he may have transmuted his carnal desires but I certainly wouldn't be surprised at all if he engaged in sexual self-gratification. |
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Last edited by mcwillis; 07-18-2012 at 12:02 AM.
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He probably didn't need to. probably had chicks swarmin him. |
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Moved to SB where it will get the audience it so deserves. |
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