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    • Kitten Petter

      3 27.27%
    • Condom Tester

      3 27.27%
    • Suicide Assister

      1 9.09%
    • Stripper Dummy

      3 27.27%
    • Puppy Petter

      1 9.09%
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    Thread: Best Job Ever

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      Best Job Ever

      I tried to put something for everyone here....

      Kitten Petter - You're surrounded by 100 kittens and have to pet them and play with them so that they become accustomed to people.

      Condom Tester - It's exactly what it sounds like. If you can't find enough women, the company will find some suitable ones for you.

      Suicide Assister - You kill people who want to die.

      Stripper Dummy - Strippers test their moves on you during interviews and for practice.

      Puppy Petter - You're surrounded by 100 puppies and have to pet them and play with them so that they become accustomed to people.

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      I chose stripper dummy, because I could foresee a few problems with the other options. Playing around with either kittens or puppies would be great fun, but you would have to put up with bites, scratches and the occasional little accident. Being a condom tester would also be fun, but you run the risk of breaking the thing, and I don't think I have to spell out the consequences of that one.

      As for suicide assister.... I don't think that would be very enjoyable. I could see the appeal if it was like a samurai fight to the death with every person who came to you, but in reality, it would be quite depressing. They would, I assume, like to die in a quick and painless manner (perhaps using poison or some similar method). So you would be left in a situation where you have to talk them through their final hours and watch as they say their tearful goodbyes to friends and family, etc. Yeah, doesn't sound like the ideal career.

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      I chose Puppy Petter. Cats scratch too much and aren't as fun to play with, IMO.

      Also, stripper dummy would be kinda boring. Suicide Assistance, as Heavy Sleeper said, would be a pretty shitty job if you think about it at all.

      Condom Tester was a really close second. But I'm assuming, like any other job, that you have to spend a LOT of time on it. And I don't particularly think I'd want to be having sex all day every day. I'm a fairly voracious guy when it comes down to it, I could go once or twice a day, but I'd imagine this job would be a lot more work than fun after a while.

      Plus I don't like condoms...necessary evils.
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      > Kill strippers
      > Test condoms

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      I would say 'Stripper Dummy' although I have no aversion to the others, apart from the Suicide Assister due to personal reasons.
      Condom Tester would have been a good job; except if the condom fails then there would be a few mini RobStars running around in the world. Think of all that maintenance I'd have to pay out.

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      I chose stripper dummy, but I would choose condom tester if all of the tests could be on strippers.
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