You're at a bar and your friend introduces you to one of her friends and the first question she asks is "Are you the bouncer?"
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You're at a bar and your friend introduces you to one of her friends and the first question she asks is "Are you the bouncer?"
You ask the girl "how far along are you", and they're not pregnant.
When no one else posts in this thread
When you wake up very late and rush to work and wonder why nobody else is there, then suddenly realize it's Saturday.
When you walk in on someone whos using the bathroom. FML this happened today.
When slayer spends his time replying to threads that don't involve mythical creatures that he wants to have sexual relations with.
When a beautiful woman knows your name....and you have no idea who she is....(happened tonight)
This thread is now about catgirls.Quote:
Originally Posted by Auron
See what you've brought upon yourself?
...When someone posts a cat-dude on a thread about cat-girls.
http://www.xjimx.com/dreamviews/Phot...Jim-Cat-01.jpg
(effing cat dudes)
When you try to introduce a girl you met to one of your friends and you mispronounce her name.
When some some hot chick comes up to you says your name several times, and you have no idea who she is. You try to play it off....and eventually she calls you out on it and says "do you remember my name?".
Man, dude, I know it looks geeky, but... bring a pen with you to write her name & telephone number down.
I really wasn't that into her, other than the fact she was pretty. Other than that I didn't think I made that much of an impression on her. Then she comes up to me and starts talking like we're drinking buddies. As for the chick who's name I totally messed up.....I had her name and number saved on my phone.....so no excuse.