What the hell happened to me?

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08-02-2005, 07:31 AM
Yume

What the hell happened to me?

Sorry I've been gone so long. Some weird stuff happened to me. I'm going through all the weird adventures I had and how awesome they were.

A list of crazy things that happened to me:

1) I was kidnapped with this other guy. I apparently was knocked out with a gun. We were prisoners for like 2 days tied up in a shack. The other guy was very resourceful. When we weren't being watched he cut his rope against the wall and untied me. I wish I could have done that. Then we ran out and snuck up on a guy. He was watching T.V. What a loser. The guy tackled him and I kicked him in the face (with steel toed boots). I ran to a store and called my dad. It was crazy. I still have a bruise from it.

2) I went to New York and I saw The Aquabats live. That was really awesome. The guitar rocks.

3) I went to Seattle and got mugged downtown, but I found the guy and he was arrested. Seattle is my favorite city. I get to go there for a Coldplay concert.

4) I played Pink Floyd at a club and 17 people asked if they could have sex with me.

5) I managed to finish my Mythology School Project for Honors next year.

6) I almost was killed in sword battling practice. I was close to getting my head chopped off.

7) I faked 21 and won $350 dollars at a casino. I used it to help pay for my friend's surgery.

and I'm still fat... dang

Sorry I've been gone. I've just been so busy since it's summer. I'm sorry I haven't been around to post my dreams and stuff. I bet a lot of you are mad I left. I am not worthy of your forgiveness. I am back.
08-02-2005, 09:06 AM
snowman

Holy shit, that must've been scary being kidnapped..
08-02-2005, 12:45 PM
nina

JESUS CHRIST YUME!!!

I've been wondering what the hell happened to you...you just like...disappeared. :shock: Sounds like some crazy stuff glad you are ok.
08-02-2005, 04:14 PM
Clairity

Well I for one definately felt ABANDONED!! :mad:

How could you leave and not say anything to your adopted mummy??? :morecrying:

(kids today :shakehead2: )

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OK.. I forgive you!! Welcome home son!! :hug:

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08-02-2005, 10:21 PM
pinkcheese

Kid: Hey mom, I'm going out to play ball, get kidnapped, and held hostage, okay?
Mom: Okay!
08-02-2005, 10:50 PM
Rakkantekimusouka

Welcome back, Yume! Missed you!

:hug:
08-02-2005, 11:42 PM
MSG

HOLY MY NAME

That must've been pretty fun

did you have sex with the 17 people? (yume never stated their gender, btw)

wow who were you kidnapped by? did you get them later?

how old are you :eh:
08-03-2005, 12:11 AM
Fetish

OMG!!!!!!!!!!

you finished your mythology project !!!!!!!!!!
08-03-2005, 01:44 AM
Clairity

Quote:

Originally posted by Fetish
OMG!!!!!!!!!!

you finished your mythology project !!!!!!!!!!

LOL!! :rolllaugh:
08-03-2005, 02:34 AM
:D

Getting kidpnapped??That sounds scary...>_>. I've been kidnapped once too....lol...didnt go to well. :/. -.-. Ahh....it's cool to see what goes on in others lives. :P
08-03-2005, 02:53 AM
docKnubis

Quote:

Originally posted by Fetish
OMG!!!!!!!!!!

you finished your mythology project !!!!!!!!!!

lmao now thats funny dont kare who you are

wellcome back now when you leaving jk
08-03-2005, 06:27 AM
Jrels

Re: What the hell happened to me?

Quote:

Originally posted by Yume
I was kidnapped with this other guy. I apparently was knocked out with a gun. We were prisoners for like 2 days tied up in a shack.

You gotta be shittin' me! :shock:
08-03-2005, 07:18 AM
nerve

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Originally posted by pOOp

did you have sex with the 17 people? (yume never stated their gender, btw)

i'm pretty sure he did
08-03-2005, 09:13 AM
A Lost Soul

Holy shit, sweetie, is all of that stuff true or are you pulling our legs? If it is true, are you ok? Jeez... Either way, we missed you lots. ^_^

And why is this in Senseless Banter?
08-04-2005, 06:01 AM
nightowl

holy crap..why the hell did he kidnap you? it didn't really seem like he wanted anything from you guys if he was just casually watching tv from the other room....what a retard, but thankfully he was dum enough for you to get away...im guessing jail time for him?
08-04-2005, 02:50 PM
Yume

I'm about half asleep right now. I spent 3 hours tabbing a song. I hate tabbing songs. It takes way toooooooo long.

First: LMAO

Second: I won't be on as much. I have to use the phone and I have dial-up so people can call me

Third: I'm gonna reply to every question so far for borededness.

pOOp: did you have sex with the 17 people? (yume never stated their gender, btw)

wow who were you kidnapped by? did you get them later?

1: Didn't have sex, but I did kiss a guy for 5 bucks to buy a 24-pack of Mountain Dew. I probably have no sperm.
2: Check it yourself
3: Some guy named Rick supposidly knocked me out. Apparently he was hoping I had money. I did. 13 cents after I bought my gas station breakfast. 8)
4: 3 guys are in Jail

A Lost Soul: And why is this in Senseless Banter?

Because I know that a majority of active members go here so more people would see it. BWAHAHAHAHAHA... screw it.

nightowl: I probably wouldn't have gotten out if it wasn't the other guy. I didn't think to cut the rope. <----- Stupid me.

And for the record I didn't want anyone to get caught in pedophile acts. I was playing with a lot of 18-21 year olds. About 100 in a room a guy rented to let people play and dance. I am not over 18, but I sure as hell look it. I am going to post a pic soon enough. Once i'm unlazy enough to find the software that plugs my new Digital Cameral I have for getting a 3.5 GPA. I am such a bragger.

Finally, I missed all of you. Everyone is formulated to awesomeness.
08-04-2005, 04:41 PM
nightowl

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Everyone is formulated to awesomeness. [/b]

*high-fives random loser*