Support my petition to do battle with 4th dimensional space whales!
As a long time member of this community, I have a formal request. Help a brother out here.
I need 150 petitions for this to go public and I'm pulling out the stops to get this through.
It's important the obama administration be made aware of the eminent threat posed by swells in the space-cetacean population.
Just one space whale is enough to cause a rift in time and space so large that it could erase the 1980's. Do you want that on your hands?
Also I worked really hard on it. :banana:
https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/pet...space/MrjwqHx0
