Thanks for the pills, BUT I DO NOT HAVE A PROBLEM DOWN THERE

**TiredPhil** · 06-06-2013 09:14 PM

I got a small parcel delivered to my home today.
It was a bit of a mystery box, as I have not ordered any good off ebay for a while.
A bit of a shock, when I opened it to find hundreds of little blue pills.
Now, what makes me think it is from one of you guys is the printed statement that was enclosed.

"Happy dreams Phil"

The box said "SILDENAFIL CITRATE"
55 strips with ten tablets on each strip. That makes 550 tablets.
If you could please come clean, and let me know who sent them.
Thanks in advance to the sender.
Cheers,
Phil

**gab** · 06-06-2013 10:42 PM

You know, there was an article few days ago, about guy receiving a package with 11 pounds of marijuana in it.

Apparently, it's not that uncommon, for drug dealers to ship packages to unsuspecting people and pick it up from the porch right after delivery, before the poor dude even realizes what happened. 550 pills would cost a fortune, don't they?

**TiredPhil** · 06-06-2013 11:02 PM

I am not sure of the price, as ebay do not allow the sale of them
I was going to put them all up for auction, but got told I could not list them.
Apparently, it is listed as a prescription drug in the UK.

**ParadoxOwl** · 06-06-2013 11:05 PM

There has to be a Matrix reference here somewhere...hmmm.

**~~DeletePlease~~** · 06-06-2013 11:10 PM

Take them all within 2 hours, they give you super powers. Trust me.

**NrElAx** · 06-06-2013 11:21 PM

Lol that's very weird. I'd get them tested.

**gab** · 06-06-2013 11:23 PM

they go for like $10-20 a pill! Shit, watch out, they may be coming to collect them.

**AURON** · 06-06-2013 11:30 PM

I'll PM you my address, I need them back.

**Athylus** · 06-06-2013 11:38 PM

Dang bro, 550 X pills? You're gonna be trippin' balls anytime soon I bet.

**Marvo** · 06-06-2013 11:43 PM

I did it.

**TiredPhil** · 06-07-2013 12:17 AM

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I am going to cut one in half, and try it out tonight.
Watch this space.

**JoannaB** · 06-07-2013 12:40 AM

Oh, Phil! You should not have responded to that spam email with the typo in it that got through your emails spam filter. Sending you those pills may have been the least that girl from Russia could do, considering what you did for her by clicking on that link and filling out your bank account password. Now she will try to pretend to be you, but for that she will need to respond to those helpful emails offering to enlarge the part of the anatomy that she lacks.

Edit: Just kidding, of course.

**ParadoxOwl** · 06-07-2013 12:50 AM

Gimmie the pills...

**SpaceCowboyDave** · 06-07-2013 01:25 AM

Originally Posted by TiredPhil

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I am going to cut one in half, and try it out tonight.
Watch this space.

Taking random pills??? Please dont do that!

**TiredPhil** · 06-07-2013 08:41 AM

Originally Posted by JoannaB

Oh, Phil! You should not have responded to that spam email with the typo in it that got through your emails spam filter. Sending you those pills may have been the least that girl from Russia could do, considering what you did for her by clicking on that link and filling out your bank account password. Now she will try to pretend to be you, but for that she will need to respond to those helpful emails offering to enlarge the part of the anatomy that she lacks.

Edit: Just kidding, of course.

"Just kidding"
You got the story exactly right, except for the bit about anatomy. She has both bits

Originally Posted by SpaceCowboyDave

Taking random pills??? Please dont do that!

Not random.
Correct package, and foil sealed.
Tamper proof seal on box
Company even checks out as legitimate
Your jealousy has been noted

**~~DeletePlease~~** · 06-07-2013 10:39 AM

Originally Posted by SpaceCowboyDave

Taking random pills??? Please dont do that!

Ignore this foo' and take those pills.

Orally and rectally.

**Marvo** · 06-07-2013 12:17 PM

Vagitory.

**melanieb** · 06-07-2013 10:07 PM

You all are obsessed with the man and his pills.

Let him have his erections in peace.

**~~DeletePlease~~** · 06-08-2013 06:34 AM

Originally Posted by melanieb

You all are obsessed with the man and his pills.

Let him have his erections in peace.

No.

His erections are important to me. Don't you dare try to take that away from me, trollop. >:0

**TiredPhil** · 06-08-2013 09:15 AM

Well, the little blue helpers are the real thing.
I cut one in half, and was up till 2.30am
Wife was quite surprised, and went to work this morning with a smile on her face. ( She had a big breakfast )
Expiry date is next year, so I have to have two a day for next few months, just to use them all up.

**ParadoxOwl** · 06-08-2013 05:01 PM

Originally Posted by TiredPhil

Well, the little blue helpers are the real thing.
I cut one in half, and was up till 2.30am
Wife was quite surprised, and went to work this morning with a smile on her face. ( She had a big breakfast )
Expiry date is next year, so I have to have two a day for next few months, just to use them all up.

Well, hope your wife has fun

.

**~~DeletePlease~~** · 06-09-2013 02:14 AM

Originally Posted by TiredPhil

Expiry date is next year, so I have to have two a day for next few months, just to use them all up.

I wouldn't take more than one every other day, just sell the rest.

**tommo** · 06-09-2013 02:48 AM

Yep, that's how you end up going to hospital to have blood drained from your dick. One every couple of days I would say too.

Also, maybe your wife ordered them.

**TiredPhil** · 06-09-2013 01:04 PM

Originally Posted by GavinGill

I wouldn't take more than one every other day, just sell the rest.

Like I said earlier. it is not something that is allowed on ebay, so it may be illegal to sell them.

**JoannaB** · 06-09-2013 01:11 PM

Are you sure you actually have these pills in real life? Maybe you dream of having the pills in your non-lucid dreams?Have you checked they are still there, and if so, check whether you are awake.