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      Make your own prayer

      Let's be creative. Write a prayer. You can direct it to God, Satan, Cthulhu, The Flying Spaghetti Monster, The Source, Your Ancestors, Science, a hotdog or anything you like. Or you can even just make an affirmation, anything you could loosely define as a prayer.

      Everything works out in the end, sometimes even badly.


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      Prayer for Spam

      Spam is Shiny Spam is Bright

      It Shines with Everlasting Light

      I Wish I May I Wish I Might

      Have a Spork of Spam Tonight
      Last edited by Darkmatters; 03-13-2013 at 08:15 AM. Reason: Title durr

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      The mods are such fucks -_-. I was hoping christians would feel comfortable putting their prayers in. It wasn't supposed to be a fucking joke thread. It was supposed to be a fucking olive branch.

      Everything works out in the end, sometimes even badly.


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      God is real awesome
      He is not a total bum
      Thank you God oh Lord Almighty
      For accepting prayers that don't rhyme
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      God cannot destroy himself because He is Omnipotent.


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      Mighty mosquito in my table
      May your omnipotence make you able
      To dodge this incredible swipe
      That would grant me your blood like that jesus guy
      Oh mosquito across the sky
      Make my atheist father to comply
      To your religion that has taught me
      That rather a mosquito than freaking a bee
      If you see me sin just look away
      Cause I saw you reading 50 shades of grey
      Give strength against my psychiatrist
      That big idiot that says that you don't exist
      In the night I pray to the mosquito lord
      Cause an anti-insect spray I can't afford
      Now that I'm done with this prayer to y'all
      Back to work while my god is crushed into the wall.
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      Quote Originally Posted by Original Poster View Post
      The mods are such fucks -_-. I was hoping christians would feel comfortable putting their prayers in. It wasn't supposed to be a fucking joke thread. It was supposed to be a fucking olive branch.
      I thought the religion subforum was unmoderated, and that was the point? I'd bring up your case and try to get it moved back.

      Here is my prayer:

      Reality, continue dancing forward,
      your laws immutable,
      as they transform you,
      and I within you.

      Let me forever learn,
      so that I may become closer to you,
      and see truth as beauty.

      Amen.
      Abraxas

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      I murdered someone, there was bloody everywhere. On the walls, on my hands. The air smelled metallic, like iron. My mouth... tasted metallic, like iron. The floor was metallic, probably iron

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      As I lay me down to sleep
      I pray to the Lord other days like this one to keep
      And should I become crazy before I wake
      I will pray to the Lord to bake me a cake.

      You know I could really use some comfort food right now, perhaps I won't wait until I am crazy after all (assuming it has not happened already, which is in doubt), and I will work on the premise that God is even more likely to help us if we help ourselves.
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      Thank you Lord, for seeing Adam through this last illness. I know... I'm selfish in wanting him here with me, and one day You'll take him Home before its my time to rejoin him there. Thank you for giving us each other, and for keeping us safe through everything thats happened. Thank you for the income and the job that is coming soon. Love, Carolyn.

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      More of a poem than a prayer, but I'll run with it.


      When you wish upon a star,
      The act itself is quite bizarre.
      Isn't there some strange delusion,
      In praying to a ball of fusion?
      Do you seriously expect a reply,
      From that glowing dot up in the sky?
      If you do, I think you're crazy,
      But here's my number, so call me maybe.
      Though stars are big and kinda pretty,
      Their wish granting powers are really shitty.
      So abandon faith in this foolish myth,
      And put your trust in the Sith.


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      Quote Originally Posted by Abra View Post
      I thought the religion subforum was unmoderated, and that was the point? I'd bring up your case and try to get it moved back.
      It actually follows the same rules as the rest of the forum.


      A Mod's Prayer

      I pray each night for wisdom's light
      Though I'm often in the dark
      I know what's wrong and I know what's right
      Though my detractors are quite stark

      "You're a Nazi!", "You're an ass!"
      And all of you mods suck
      I do my best, I try real hard
      But I don't get paid a buck.

      So if you're reading this right now
      Please try and understand
      I just want to have good dreams
      And offer some a hand.

      I pray today for peace on Earth
      And kindness on DreamViews
      It would be nice to have a day
      Without any "Fuck you's!"

      Alas I know it just won't be
      Every day I see new tricks
      Some people post some odd ideas
      And others call them dicks.

      I do not pray for holding hands
      And singing happy songs
      I merely hope we all can post
      And simply get along.
      Last edited by melanieb; 03-25-2013 at 04:07 PM. Reason: stupidity

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