Thanks for the pills, BUT I DO NOT HAVE A PROBLEM DOWN THERE

I got a small parcel delivered to my home today.
It was a bit of a mystery box, as I have not ordered any good off ebay for a while.
A bit of a shock, when I opened it to find hundreds of little blue pills.
Now, what makes me think it is from one of you guys is the printed statement that was enclosed.

"Happy dreams Phil"

The box said "SILDENAFIL CITRATE"
55 strips with ten tablets on each strip. That makes 550 tablets.
If you could please come clean, and let me know who sent them.
Thanks in advance to the sender.
Cheers,
Phil

You know, there was an article few days ago, about guy receiving a package with 11 pounds of marijuana in it.

Apparently, it's not that uncommon, for drug dealers to ship packages to unsuspecting people and pick it up from the porch right after delivery, before the poor dude even realizes what happened. 550 pills would cost a fortune, don't they?

I am not sure of the price, as ebay do not allow the sale of them
I was going to put them all up for auction, but got told I could not list them.
Apparently, it is listed as a prescription drug in the UK.

There has to be a Matrix reference here somewhere...hmmm.

Take them all within 2 hours, they give you super powers. Trust me.

Lol that's very weird. I'd get them tested.

they go for like $10-20 a pill! Shit, watch out, they may be coming to collect them.

I'll PM you my address, I need them back.

Dang bro, 550 X pills? You're gonna be trippin' balls anytime soon I bet.

I did it.

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I am going to cut one in half, and try it out tonight.
Watch this space.

Oh, Phil! You should not have responded to that spam email with the typo in it that got through your emails spam filter. Sending you those pills may have been the least that girl from Russia could do, considering what you did for her by clicking on that link and filling out your bank account password. Now she will try to pretend to be you, but for that she will need to respond to those helpful emails offering to enlarge the part of the anatomy that she lacks.

Edit: Just kidding, of course. :)

Gimmie the pills...:banana:

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I am going to cut one in half, and try it out tonight.
Watch this space.

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Taking random pills??? Please dont do that!

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Oh, Phil! You should not have responded to that spam email with the typo in it that got through your emails spam filter. Sending you those pills may have been the least that girl from Russia could do, considering what you did for her by clicking on that link and filling out your bank account password. Now she will try to pretend to be you, but for that she will need to respond to those helpful emails offering to enlarge the part of the anatomy that she lacks.

Edit: Just kidding, of course. :)

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"Just kidding"
You got the story exactly right, except for the bit about anatomy. She has both bits

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Taking random pills??? Please dont do that!

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Not random.
Correct package, and foil sealed.
Tamper proof seal on box
Company even checks out as legitimate
Your jealousy has been noted

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Ignore this foo' and take those pills.

Orally and rectally.

Vagitory.

You all are obsessed with the man and his pills.


Let him have his erections in peace.

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You all are obsessed with the man and his pills.


Let him have his erections in peace.

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No.

His erections are important to me. Don't you dare try to take that away from me, trollop. >:0

Well, the little blue helpers are the real thing.
I cut one in half, and was up till 2.30am
Wife was quite surprised, and went to work this morning with a smile on her face. ( She had a big breakfast )
Expiry date is next year, so I have to have two a day for next few months, just to use them all up.

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Well, the little blue helpers are the real thing.
I cut one in half, and was up till 2.30am
Wife was quite surprised, and went to work this morning with a smile on her face. ( She had a big breakfast )
Expiry date is next year, so I have to have two a day for next few months, just to use them all up.

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Well, hope your wife has fun :D.

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Expiry date is next year, so I have to have two a day for next few months, just to use them all up.

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I wouldn't take more than one every other day, just sell the rest.

Yep, that's how you end up going to hospital to have blood drained from your dick. One every couple of days I would say too.

Also, maybe your wife ordered them.

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I wouldn't take more than one every other day, just sell the rest.

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Like I said earlier. it is not something that is allowed on ebay, so it may be illegal to sell them.

Are you sure you actually have these pills in real life? Maybe you dream of having the pills in your non-lucid dreams?Have you checked they are still there, and if so, check whether you are awake.

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Are you sure you actually have these pills in real life? Maybe you dream of having the pills in your non-lucid dreams?Have you checked they are still there, and if so, check whether you are awake.

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NO, You can not have any.
So stop asking

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Like I said earlier. it is not something that is allowed on ebay, so it may be illegal to sell them.

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I meant like mentioning it to some friends or w/e, and asking if they'd like to buy any. It may be illegal, but so is betting money in a poker game at home.

Just don't hang out in some deep dark alley hustling boner pills though. .-.

In my experience most medications are effective long (like, years) after their alleged expiration date. Just keep them around if you don't feel like selling them. Worst that can happen is that they won't work as well.

Would it be legal to give some away ?
I will never in a lifetime use 550 pills.

http://youtu.be/WANNqr-vcx0?t=25s

If boner pills could get you to that (^^^) level of consciousness I suspect no one would mind reading their e-mail spam folder.

:-?

I cannot believe I just read a thread about a mysterious pill package that just so happened to end up being your fun time pills.

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"Fun time" is a serious understatement.
You need to be a bloody athlete to maintain two hours of "Fun Time"

Or just really, really lonely.

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Or just really, really lonely.

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HAH, I should get a box then :D.

If you live in UK, I can send you a strip for free.
Seems a shame to let them go out of date.

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You seem to be beating a few threads down recently.
Any problems we can help with ?

Clearly I forgot to take my pills today. ;)

No worries, it's just a normal forum function.

Timestamped picture pl0x.

Don't pussy out.

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Timestamped picture pl0x.

Don't pussy out.

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You pussied out.