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      Death by Limerick!

      Okay I'll start with a limerick and then after it, I'll write a word or phrase that the next poster's limerick has to be about. Doesn't have to be original, but I think it would be alot of fun to see what you guys come up with. I'll start with one I heard the other day:

      There Was Once A Man From Kent
      Whose Tool Was So Long That It Bent
      To Save Him The Trouble
      He Put It In Double
      And Instead Of Coming He Went.


      Next Limerick Topic: Monkeys
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      Monkeys, you should not romance
      They'll steal if given the chance
      When your back is turned
      All that you've earned
      Will be gone, including your pants

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      Haha, nice one MidnightRider.

      This is the first limerick I've written, so I'm not sure if I did it right. MidnightRider did the monkey one but I already made this so I'll just post it.

      There once was a monkey named Kony
      And Kony was indeed a little bit bony
      So he stuffed his face
      With a whole lot of cake
      Then suddenly Kony was no longer bony


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      Great limericks guys. No one picked the next theme though.

      /me has a

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      There once was a puppet named MO,
      To battle he'd fearlessly go,
      Weakness he forgot,
      His strings in a knot,
      And that was the end of his show


      My first try as well. Next subject: A pickle!
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      Haha!

      I put a pickle in your shoe
      Trying to play a joke on you.
      I failed you see
      For the joke was on me
      For in my shoe you left a poo.

      Next: ice cream

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      In Summer there is a great treat
      It's cold and delicious to eat
      But without self control
      You'll fill your pie hole
      And puke all over the street!


      Next: Farmers

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      There once was a farmer named Ted
      Who raised a cow with no head.
      When asked, "My god HOW
      Can you have a live, headless cow?"
      "Dunno, guess he don't know if he dead."

      Next: frisbees

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      There once was a man named John
      Who could toss a frisbee quite long.
      However, his catching
      Was not quite as smashing,
      And now all his front teeth are gone.

      Next: Tacos?
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      There once was an admin I knew
      Whose name was OpheliaBlue
      She tried to deny
      But the podcast don't lie
      The tacos and cheese made her poo



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      Jan had Jack whipped
      The lass made him strip
      Jack got "excited"
      For Jan had him frighted
      The boiling oil, Jack was dipped.

      Next: Groceries
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      Finished my beer, lips full with foam
      Left the bar drunk, ready to roam
      Take off my boxers, ready for bed
      Hear a scream, realize with dread
      That is not my home

      First attempt guys donīt be too hard on me

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      Jason wants to run away in fear
      And does not want to fight the bear
      But with the bear he has a quarrel
      As it opens barrel after barrel
      And Jason just wants to drink his beer

      Also my first one.

      Next: plants

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      Ferns can be quite auspicious
      So long as you aren't too suspicious
      The older leaves and flowers
      Can kill you in hours
      Where the younger leaves are quite delicious!

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