Death by Limerick!

**OpheliaBlue** · 06-23-2014 03:49 AM

Okay I'll start with a limerick and then after it, I'll write a word or phrase that the next poster's limerick has to be about. Doesn't have to be original, but I think it would be alot of fun to see what you guys come up with. I'll start with one I heard the other day:

There Was Once A Man From Kent
Whose Tool Was So Long That It Bent
To Save Him The Trouble
He Put It In Double
And Instead Of Coming He Went.

Next Limerick Topic: Monkeys

**MidnightRider** · 06-23-2014 04:15 AM

Monkeys, you should not romance
They'll steal if given the chance
When your back is turned
All that you've earned
Will be gone, including your pants

**Mismagius** · 06-23-2014 04:24 AM

Haha, nice one MidnightRider.

This is the first limerick I've written, so I'm not sure if I did it right. MidnightRider did the monkey one but I already made this so I'll just post it.

There once was a monkey named Kony
And Kony was indeed a little bit bony
So he stuffed his face
With a whole lot of cake
Then suddenly Kony was no longer bony

**OpheliaBlue** · 06-23-2014 04:30 AM

Great limericks guys. No one picked the next theme though.

/me has a

**MidnightRider** · 06-23-2014 04:31 AM

Puppets

**MrPriority** · 06-23-2014 02:30 PM

There once was a puppet named MO,
To battle he'd fearlessly go,
Weakness he forgot,
His strings in a knot,
And that was the end of his show

My first try as well. Next subject: A pickle!

**OpheliaBlue** · 06-23-2014 03:50 PM

Haha!

I put a pickle in your shoe
Trying to play a joke on you.
I failed you see
For the joke was on me
For in my shoe you left a poo.

Next: ice cream

**MidnightRider** · 06-23-2014 07:17 PM

In Summer there is a great treat
It's cold and delicious to eat
But without self control
You'll fill your pie hole
And puke all over the street!

Next: Farmers

**OpheliaBlue** · 06-24-2014 04:07 PM

There once was a farmer named Ted
Who raised a cow with no head.
When asked, "My god HOW
Can you have a live, headless cow?"
"Dunno, guess he don't know if he dead."

Next: frisbees

**spellbee2** · 06-27-2014 06:51 AM

There once was a man named John
Who could toss a frisbee quite long.
However, his catching
Was not quite as smashing,
And now all his front teeth are gone.

Next: Tacos?

**~Dreamer~** · 07-21-2014 08:07 AM

Reference: (from 3:41)

There once was an admin I knew
Whose name was OpheliaBlue
She tried to deny
But the podcast don't lie
The tacos and cheese made her poo

Next topic: Nudity

**bro** · 07-21-2014 09:56 PM

Jan had Jack whipped
The lass made him strip
Jack got "excited"
For Jan had him frighted
The boiling oil, Jack was dipped.

Next: Groceries

**lucidmats** · 07-21-2014 10:19 PM

Finished my beer, lips full with foam
Left the bar drunk, ready to roam
Take off my boxers, ready for bed
Hear a scream, realize with dread
That is not my home

First attempt guys don´t be too hard on me

Next topic: Beer

**Nightfeather** · 07-23-2014 11:01 AM

Jason wants to run away in fear
And does not want to fight the bear
But with the bear he has a quarrel
As it opens barrel after barrel
And Jason just wants to drink his beer

Also my first one.

Next: plants

**OpheliaBlue** · 07-23-2014 05:44 PM

Ferns can be quite auspicious
So long as you aren't too suspicious
The older leaves and flowers
Can kill you in hours
Where the younger leaves are quite delicious!

Next: neck ties