If This Is The Answer, What Is The Question?

So the game is simple, first person leaves an answer, and the next person provides a question that would be answered by the previous person's answer. It's like Jeopardy!, except with less required knowledge, more fun, and (unfortunately) less Alex Trebek.

Example:

1) 42

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2) What is the length in days of my average Netflix binge?
Pork and beans

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3) What is the worst thing to put into a fruit smoothie?
4.329 seconds

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4) What is the average attention span of a teenager?
Kamehameha!

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5) What is the best thing to say right before unleashing a fart you've been holding all day?

And so on. Creativity and goofiness are encouraged, of course. So here we go.

Write them a love letter.

What's the worst thing to do for your in-law's birthday?

1.21 Jiggawatts

How much energy did that sportcar-timemachine need anyway?

Drunken Dinosaurs

What would be a good name for a band consisting of alcoholic old people?

34,258

How many coins have you lost in the couch?

Tropical birds

What is something you don't expect to find in an igloo in Antarctica?

Skippy.

What was the name of the 'royal' kangaroo of the USSR.

One risotto, a coke and a ticket to venus

What is the best meal and way to get to the best place to experience it?

The Llama Kingdom.

Who was the ultimate victor of the Great War of 1418?

80%

Whats the percentage of cheese is in the moon?

Multiple false awakenings after each other.

What would've made the ending of Inception even more confusing?

The second Tuesday of the month.

How often do you "get some" from the misses?

I totally farted

What do you say when you're on your first date and a big construction truck drives by the restaurant and blows its horn?

The year 5102.

What year will the world be taken over by sentient toasters?

Gardening, cooking, and blood sacrificing.

What did aztec priests do in their visions/lucid dreams?

Scaring aliens

What is the real reason for shooting fireworks in the sky on the 4th of July?

A spot of tea.

What's that dark wetness on your pants by your zipper?

Birds.

What has four wheels and flies? Wait. I lied about the wheels.

A trash can full of dynamite.

What did the angry garbage man get Oscar the Grouch for Christmas?

Somewhere in the middle of Zimbabwe.

Where does our brain send discarded dreams?

One pack of butter,
An ounce of ground beef,
6 fresh eggs

What do you throw at a vegan if you don't like them?

Dolphins.

Who are the real menaces of the sea?

Eleventy Bajillion.

Who is the epitomized Casanova in this 2011 Film?


John Tucker Must Die.

What is John Tucker's least favorite movie?

A single piece of paper with the word "mlem" written on it.

What do you want to find slipped inside a birthday card?

A purple rhinoceros with gas problems.

What did Alexandria state in the movie, "The Barber"?


Standard data rates may apply.

What would be the weirdest thing to get in a fortune cookie fortune?

$3.50

What gives you really bad gas that hangs?


Mustard Potato Salad.

LinkZelda, I think I just realized you don't get this game. You're supposed to provide a question for the answer above you, and then provide a random answer that the next person can provide a question to. You're not supposed to answer your own question, that'd be dumb. :cheeky:

What's the worst thing to leave sitting in your car for a month?

The entire state of Indiana.

OH. When I saw the purple rhino thing, it felt non-sequential, but now I get it. Thanks for clearing that up!

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Which region in the United States has 6,596,855 people specifically?



Balancing a checkbook.

Haha, no problem. I was just confused wondering how $3.50 gives you horrible gas... :cheeky:

What's the most boring balancing act at the circus?

Whiskers.

What do you dread finding in your nose?

the Pi dance

What is the Dance that Never Ends?

Marilyn Monroe.

Who's the hottest chick ever born?

Diarrhea

What does that illegible doctors scrawl say?

A rack of tutus

What is a ballerina's last resort in case their outfit rips to pieces due to cutthroat competition?


A sack of plastic forks.

What did a homless man get for his birthday?

Parachute

What did Naked Snake from MGS3: Snake Eater fail to utilize?

Te Amo.

What did the Hispanic kid tell other students was a horrible swear word, so he could sit back and watch elementary school boys confess their love to each other without their realizing it?

Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübert ragungsgesetz

(It's one word, DreamViews automatically puts a space in it because it's too long or something.)

(Note: To those that didn't google that word, it's an actual word)

What word puts English compounds to shame?



A dreamer currently lucid dreaming inside a fully functioning room with bright lights in the dream.

Who is that flying dude?

Termite man (great ant man spin off)

Who is better than ABC commercial services for pest control?


Zune HD.

What's the name of the most expensive and least useful paperweight money can buy?

Jingle Jangle.

What is the methodology for adding a little jingle in being non-productive?


Documentation of Lettuces.

What do Vegans do on boring weekends?

8,999

What is Vegeta's least favorite number?

A little to the left.

What was a prominent quote professed in The Nanny and the Professor?


1/3 of Pluto's size.

How big was the secret moon base built by the germans in 1943?

Spontaneous singing musical songs in public.

How did Gangam Style become so popular?

Duck Tape, Particle Board, and advanced computer technology.

What is an Aflack commercial?

Qualia.

What is a good thing to post if you want to stump someone on the 'If this is the answer, what is the question' thread?

Binge reading Deadpool comics online.

What was I doing on my phone while I was in the bathroom?

Animal Crossing.

What is it called when animals are arranged perpendicular to one another?

Bite off your own ears.

What do you do when a Banshee wants to do Karaoke?

Chewing on your nails underwater.

Whats the national sport in Tonga?


Just smash the guitar over his head

How should I kill that spider over there?

Creamed corn.

What is the best thing to use to fix air leaks on a space station?

Beef stew and hot cocoa powder.

What is desperately in need of water to be complete?

Ghosts, Aliens & Winnie the Pooh.

Who do you go to in order to pick up invisible, and extraterrestrial poop?

Engineered for operation, this machine calibrated a famous monument in which plastic laundromats could be utilized as an alternative fan source.

Is someone able to predict the next random "answer" of linkzelda?

An unlimited supply of Mangos.

What is a methodology for running a successful Produce and/or Whole Foods retail?

Old Greg.

Who's the only person to ever drink Bailey's from a shoe?

Chicken Pot Pie.

What kind of food is chewy on the outside, runny on the inside, and becomes inedible when it contains mushrooms?

A thunderstorm that lasts for 13 hours, 26 minutes and 58 seconds.

What might a mightily meticulous meteorologist forecast?

Because they could and didn't care.

Why did the chickens cross the road?

7.3 minutes.

What might one encounter when they clock in at work for their hours inquiry?


Mada Mada Dane.

What's an obscure enough reference to silence this whole thread for 4 days?

A reservation reservation reservation.
Let's see how many Brian Regan fans we have.

What is a reservation within a reservationception?

Brian Regan fans.

What group does LinkZelda apparently not belong to?

Changing the subject unexpectedly.

What is an impromptu?


Indirect communication amongst threads.

How do you preform a K-K-Kombo Breaker?

Twerk for 33 seconds while chugging a gallon of milk.

What's the best way to disappoint your parents?

Ten pounds of crazy in a five-pound bag.

What is the secret ingredient to make any food item have a crazy taste?

Running across the tracks between the platforms.

What is Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games?

Advocating for a vasectomy.

What did a disgusted village soothsayer suggest the young man be doing?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=th3kc6fYIfI

What would be a weird video to play at someone's retirement party?

A chair with rockets strapped to the legs.

What do the cool wheelchair-bound people ride?

A watermelon covered in blood.

What is the gif, "That's Racist!!!" that went viral on the Internet?

I'm offensive, and I find that black.

What did the politically incorrect pot say in reference to the kettle?

Jambalaya.

What's a good name for a one-star beachside hotel?

naked people riding goats up a snowy mountian.

Quote:

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Originally Posted by JadeGreen

What's a good name for a one-star beachside hotel?

naked people riding goats up a snowy mountian.

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Spoiler for ..:

http://www.gifbin.com/bin/092010/128...atic-sheep.gif

What is one way to interrupt a goat's eating predispositions?

Carpe Diem within a secondhand store.

How do you describe a situation in which you all of a sudden feel like training turbo grannies from the fifth dimension inside the used books store located down the street to fight off Eldritch Abominations from beyond the Soap Bubble Nebula, so you do exactly that?

The Esoteric, Surreptitious Vatican Archives' "Nonmaleficence Vivacity Instigated By The Inhibition of Inosine Monophosphate Dehydrogenase in the Prefrontal Cortex" contemplated in a Hexadecimal Nomenclature. (Lol, good luck)

What is the technical ending to Five Nights At Freddy's 4?

The transient gauges of these types of knobs are utilized for spatio-temporal rationalization calculations has a threshold sufficient to cater for pickle jars.

What can you say to blow my mind?

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ [->] ┬━┬ノ(' - ' ノ) [->] (╯°□°）╯︵ /(.□. \)

What is the usual reaction of someone who sees another person undermine the answer they set up for a query?

Hadouken.

How does Ryu respond if somebody is being ryude to him? (I'm so sorry, I had to.)

*facepalms*

What is the initial reaction of someone who threw out my fresh eggs to help my friend Laverne?


Novocain siphoned through Teal Scott's mouth.

What should never be consumed?

12.3 undecillian mph

When you gotta go fast, how fast should you go?

:banana::banana::banana::banana::banana:
:banana::banana::banana::banana::banana:
:banana::banana::rockon::banana::banana:
:banana::banana::banana::banana::banana:
:banana::banana::banana::banana::banana:

What is a metaphorical representation of having too much potassium in one's body?


A balloon for everyone.

Fill in the blank. True world peace and happiness can only be achieved if there was ________________.

:argue: :arrow: :bslap: :arrow: :voodoo:

What is a Scientist controlling several fan-girls ranting over SasuSaku vs. SasuNaru?

How does a person respond if they forget to put an ask?

The Best Emoji

What will become if a person put a banana, a potato, a kitten and a dog in one makin' party gif ?

Praise the sun

What is the daily practice of a jolly co-operation?

(ﾉ>ω<)ﾉ :｡･:*:･ﾟ’★,｡･:*:♪･ﾟ’☆ \(>ω<\)

What was something PhantasmDragon previously posted in the Rename the Person Above You Thread?


Balloon Boy.

What is a 2009 meme that everyone seems to have forgotten because of a character from a 2014 video game?

The iTunes Terms and Conditions Agreement.

How does one comply with paying gargantuan amounts of $$$ for music that they could just download anywhere on the Internet, minus the ethical standpoints against the action?

Avocet.

What is the especie that has been extinct in Britain for a long time because of land reclamation of their habitat and persecution by skin and egg collectors ? ( I did my research/copy-paste homework (; )

Water Temple

Which Legend of Zelda dungeon causes grandiose amounts of stress and torment, gargantuan moments of spontaneity followed by transient epiphanies only to crumble one's psyche until there's nothing but oblivion, and the realization that they wasted hours on end in their quotidian lives of gaining the sense of accomplishment of a potentially butchered up level design intended to uphold the standard of being an epitomized wasteland that's the nightmare of anyone that partakes in it?


Fire Dungeon.

What is the most common and easy design place to put in a game of almost anything ?

heifer farms brand fruit at the bottom all natural style yogurt

What did I find covered in mold after cleaning out the work refrigerator on Tuesday?

Reviving kinda-old threads.

What is a concept that's so enigmatic in nature to assess, and yet always a controversy in context of sustaining content vs. lackluster abilities to use a search engine within a forum?

Raikage marrying Mei Terumi.

What concept had the llama never considered in an anime he has yet to watch?

New Year's.

What is most likely day of the year where naked people will run through the street?

The colour green.

What is the color you usually see in the sink when someone ate a bad taco?


Astral projection via the rope technique.

What is the "I LIKE TRAINS" boy from asdf movie's favorite dreaming technique.

I-It's n-not as if I l-like you or anything, b-baka!

What is a tsundere?

And you get a balloon, and you get a gargantuan white snot.

What else do you need besides oxygen to get into space?

Notice me, Senpai!

What is Markiplier's let's play of a game where you're a girl in school that's crazy for her senpai?


3 gallons of Purified Mineral Water.

What weighs more than 2 gallons of Purified Mineral Water?

The broad side of a barn.

What is something I can't hit even if I'm 1 foot away from it?


http://49.media.tumblr.com/170016cbf...ltj3o1_500.gif

What was I doing the last time I accidentally bit my tongue?

Extensive blood loss.

What isn't as bad as having all your blood sucked out of you from a vampire?

The Llama.

What's the US Secret Service's code word for President Obama?

7.6 fluid ounces.

How much milk does a milk deprived cat get if a milk deprived cat gets milk one day?

http://i.imgur.com/IVaxPfD.gif

What is the green gangster able to do to someone?

Adventure Time!

Wut tyme iz et, yo?


http://gifimgs.com/res/1215/567e0fd05850f120988903.gif

What happens when you defy the llama?

Rhutabega

What vegetable did I lose and hopes turnips soon?

Knowledge is power. France is bacon.

What do you think will be the last line Morgan Freeman records?

90 pounds of lime Kool-Aid mix, a trombone, and solar panels.

How does one make a vegan milkshake that's self-sufficient?

Omellete du formage.

What omelet type of worshiped all mice by?

Floccinaucinihilipilification

What is nonsense that PhantasmDragon created on the fly to satisfy the requirements for the "If This Is The Answer, What Is The Question?" thread in the Senseless Banter sub-forum of the Lounge Forum in Dream Views?

Giratina-O

Who is the Pokemon who all my enemies get to meet after I throw them all into the Distortion World?

Desu.

What's a common word an otaku may profess after sugoing all over the place?

Trainership.

Char char charmander char?
(What will I never suffer from for as long as I live?)

*You're gonna have a ba- *knifed*

If you watch violent movies before you try to LD, ...

Toddlers and Tiaras Season 13.

What is legal child pornagraphy?

Snake? Snake!? SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (aeiou)

What was the last thing Shakespeare wrote before he was found dead?

Make a new one, out of Legos this time.

What is a flamethrower?

Graham's Number

What is the amount dietary fiber in smores called?

Still smaller than Aleph-null.

What is a cardinal number?

Inaccessible from below.

What is planetary entry?

Donald Trumpet.

Four years ago, it was Brock Obama, now it's...?

One hundred push ups, One hundred sit ups, One hundred squats and a 10km run EVERYDAY!

How to become bald?

The olympics

What's the only place that some athletes can have more inflated egos than WWE?

A 3-dimensional matrix of applied vector dynamics.

Who is the real villain in Stephen King's next horror thriller?

The Santa Clause 2.

What movie was the greatest source of inspiration for "Rise of the Guardians" ?

A wedding cake full with TNT.

What gift should I send to Kim Kardashian's next wedding?

Google Chrome's extensive developer tools.

What is a millennial 8th-grader's premier method of vandalism?

roughly 500 people with zero common sense.

What is the US Congress? (AAAAAAYYOOOOOO)

47 seconds on Sundays, 2 hours any other day.

Quote:

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What is the US Congress? (AAAAAAYYOOOOOO)

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I was thinking of the graduating class of my junior high school but that works too...

How long do my episodes of existential dread last?

UFOs (Unidentified Fried Objects)

What do you call a group of chickens on a spaceship?

48 fluid ounces.

How much whiskey do we need to pour into the gas tank to get to the station?

Osmium dilemma

What can you say without context that will make me curious enough to google it?

All the unpopped popcorn kernels at the bottom of the bag.

What is the idea ammunition to be used against people talking on their phones during the movie?

100,000 kilometers

What is a distance for which I have no reference due to not being a part of the imperial measurement system?

8,345 years.

What is a length of time for which I have no reference due to not being immortal?

Half of a turkey sandwich.

What's the secret order code you ask for at subway when you want a 3-foot long sub?

A toilet with sixty-two flush handles.

What do you want for Christmas?

An old friend at my side.

What is your inmate like?

Restart the giant procedure.

What's the best way to make someone quit at dungeons and dragons?

Being attacked by a purebred dog riding a noisy carpet shampooer.

What occurs if the dog whisperer finds out you don't like his show?

Too much gold.