Potato

**Fetish** · 10-12-2005 10:11 PM

One of my Freinds called me potato yeasterday and for some reason I just like writng a Essay about it , so read it I say!

It has come to my attention recently that one Justin Steuart Peeler has acquired the alias "Potato." Why? I am not sure. After several minutes comparing my face to a common Idaho potato I found few similarities. There were to two dimples that could be mistaken for eyes but I believe that is the fault of said potato. So I do not think I received the name through my appearance.
Next, in my quest to discover the origin of my nickname, I attempted to better know my familiar I tried to get into there mind. Let me explain this to you. Potatoes are not lovers or fighters but vegetables you can not fathom how difficult how hard it is to get in the mental state of item that has NO brain waves when I achieved this "enlightened state" I felt cold and disconnected. seeing as i do not feel like that on a daily basis I can cancel out the idea that i got the "title" potato through my emotional capacity
I went out on a branch and thought "maybe my origins are the cause for this new name" But potatoes are sprouted from other potatoes and I was birthed from my mother. Or I believe I went through a normal human birth. I might of been sprouted from another human being in some type of underground government facility. Even if this is true how would a teenage girl know about it? So I know my origin is not the reason for my newly found misnomer.
But this information does little to help me understand my predicament. So I plead with you cease you name calling or give my logical information on why I am called potato. Your reply would be greatly appreciated.

Animo et Fide
-Justin

**Clairity** · 10-12-2005 10:23 PM

Justin, did you ASK your friend why she called you potato??

Usually such names are due to the origin (i.e., country) of the item or the coloring of the item (i.e., red or brown on the outside.. white on the inside).

I think the only way you will know for sure why your "friend" called you this is for her to tell you why.

**Fetish** · 10-12-2005 10:37 PM

she said I look like a Potato -_-; we constantly and playfully insult each other.

but the essay isnt ment to be taken seriously.

**TygrHawk** · 10-12-2005 10:38 PM

Seems rather obvious to me.

Justin "Potato" Peeler.

I assumed the essay was written with tongue firmly planted in cheek.

**Clairity** · 10-12-2005 10:42 PM

Originally posted by Fetish
she said I look like a Potato -_-; we constantly and playfully insult each other.

but the essay isnt ment to be taken seriously.

Oh..ok.. she jokingly said that you LOOK like a potato!

LOL.. Mr. Potato Head!!

**CryoDragoon** · 10-13-2005 01:05 PM

potatoes rule

**Tornado Joe** · 10-13-2005 02:13 PM

You know, that's actually not a bad looking potato! Compared to the average potatos I see goin down the produce isle. It's kinda sexy, if you ask me.

--Damn, I need to get laid

**InTheMoment** · 10-13-2005 02:26 PM

Originally posted by Tornado Joe
You know, that's actually not a bad looking potato! Compared to the average potatos I see goin down the produce isle. It's kinda sexy, if you ask me. *

--Damn, I need to get laid

You say that, only because it looks like a testicle.

**Tornado Joe** · 10-13-2005 02:39 PM

If that looks like a testicle to you, you should have your unit checked out by a professional!

I'm sure there's plenty of farmers out in your neck of the woods.

**InTheMoment** · 10-13-2005 02:43 PM

12 oz. testes aren't normal?

**Tornado Joe** · 10-13-2005 04:22 PM

Not unless you're one of these guys:

**InTheMoment** · 10-13-2005 04:53 PM

LOL...I have those pair of elephant thongs! My sister n law gave all the guys in the family animal thongs like that last X-mas. When the nose of the animal is lifted they make that particular's animal sound. So basically, when I get a hard-on, the elephant roars.

~

Now if I can only teach the bastard to stop shoving peanuts my ass, I'd be ok.

**dream-scape** · 10-14-2005 06:23 AM

Originally posted by InTheMoment
Now if I can only teach the bastard to stop shoving peanuts my ass, I'd be ok.

Give it spicy ones. Those are the best, and you'll think twice about teaching it to stop.

**Daytime** · 10-14-2005 10:55 PM

Today we are going to talk about the C.O.R.N association. The C.O.R.N association or CORN for short basically stands for "Cocky on rat nipples." and is a project that has been going on since the dawn of time. It is believed that by perfoming the art of corn one can obtain an escape to the never ending cycle of using the bathrom (and reincarnation too.)

What is the art of corn? Corn is putting taking a crap and then taking a portion of that crap and putting it on the nipples of a rat. The bathroom gods will admire your worship and will reward you with 3 penuses for each performance of corn. If you obtain 1 thousand penuses then you will enherit the kingdom of shit, and forever escape from the eternal damnation of using the bathroom and less importantly reincarnating into another bitch.

I hope this article on C.O.R.N has enlightened your soul.

**CryoDragoon** · 10-15-2005 11:36 AM

Originally posted by Guidosoft
Today we are going to talk about the C.O.R.N association. The C.O.R.N association or CORN for short basically stands for \"Cocky on rat nipples.\" and is a project that has been going on since the dawn of time. It is believed that by perfoming the art of corn one can obtain an escape to the never ending cycle of using the bathrom (and reincarnation too.)

What is the art of corn? Corn is putting taking a crap and then taking a portion of that crap and putting it on the nipples of a rat. The bathroom gods will admire your worship and will reward you with 3 penuses for each performance of corn. If you obtain 1 thousand penuses then you will enherit the kingdom of shit, and forever escape from the eternal damnation of using the bathroom and less importantly reincarnating into another bitch.

I hope this article on C.O.R.N has enlightened your soul.

i really think that wasn't funny

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