Today we are going to talk about the C.O.R.N association. The C.O.R.N association or CORN for short basically stands for "Cocky on rat nipples." and is a project that has been going on since the dawn of time. It is believed that by perfoming the art of corn one can obtain an escape to the never ending cycle of using the bathrom (and reincarnation too.)
What is the art of corn? Corn is putting taking a crap and then taking a portion of that crap and putting it on the nipples of a rat. The bathroom gods will admire your worship and will reward you with 3 penuses for each performance of corn. If you obtain 1 thousand penuses then you will enherit the kingdom of shit, and forever escape from the eternal damnation of using the bathroom and less importantly reincarnating into another bitch.
I hope this article on C.O.R.N has enlightened your soul. Razz
