Thread: Mountain Dew Theory

Originally posted by CT
cant really buy it here unless you really really look for it and buy a bit in some weird import store, if you're lucky.

Same here, actually.

that is really too wierd. I wish it was hard to find... then it would be more fun to drink.

What kind of soda is popular there anyway?

Any coke or pepsi product really.

yep, or Dr. Pepper.

What about over there?

What, here?

Well... I dunno we have the regular coke pepsi fanta sisi 7up dr pepper etc etc but I prefer a nice cool coke over anything, either from the can (dont like bottles) or from a chilled glass with some ice. I dont really like pepsi much... and Light drinks are the devils potions! Dont drink them! they're evil!

the whole yellow dye #5 thing isnt exactly a lie...its just exaggerated... first of all they switched out the dyes, Mountain Dew no longer has the harmful bad kind, jus cause of the rumor...and what the origional dye did was in fact lower sperm count, which means less testoserone, which is the stuff that triggers your penis to grow, less of it of course means that your penis wont grow as much as it might with more, but more deos not always mean it will grow...however the truth is that you would need to drink soo much of the dye in order for it to actually effect you by anything more than microscopic amounts...but the rumor got bad enough that they figured it was hurting sales so they changed the dye anyway...thats why it looks much much more piss yellow than the nice greenish it looked before

Mmmmmm, piss yellow Mountain Dew.

I'm going to be sick.