Yeah man, good thing you didn't eat the trifle. Sounds iffy as hell. And it has a rifle in it too!!! wtf? Definitely one of the deadlier desserts. |
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So last night I was wandering through the abyss of life that is the 4th astral plane and I discovered something a trifle odd. Yes, I discovered a trifle floating in the darkness. My natural instinct was to eat the trifle, but then something stopped me. On further inspection I noticed the trifle contained apricots. Now, In my waking life I associate apricots with a difficult time in my life. I was 17 and I was dating a girl I really liked, but then I accidentally nearly killed her. I baked her an apricot pie without even realising she was allergic to them. She started gasping for breath after the first bite, and then she passed out. I phoned an ambulance and they managed to keep her alive, but after that she refused to ever speak to me again. |
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Yeah man, good thing you didn't eat the trifle. Sounds iffy as hell. And it has a rifle in it too!!! wtf? Definitely one of the deadlier desserts. |
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I'm not entirely sure what language you are speaking but I'm afraid to say I don't understand half of what you are saying. Needless to say a man in a dream did once warn me of your kind... I can assure you all my dreams are 100% true, what evidence to you have to refute the events that transpire whilst I am sleeping? Oh yeah, absolutely non at all. It isn't my fault my dreams are of a strange and distorted nature, it just takes a greater mind to understand them. Alas, I have such a mind. Maybe that's why I am gifted with such dreams and people like you are not. |
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we have a BS forum? |
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