(: P I don't know what else to make. But it looks like this was done before in the past on dream views so I guess it probably won't be so bad)
Fred walked into his office with a newspaper in hand....
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(: P I don't know what else to make. But it looks like this was done before in the past on dream views so I guess it probably won't be so bad)
Fred walked into his office with a newspaper in hand....
...and then he got sniped by a rubber band.
The rubber band than broke through the window and destroyed a hotdog stand.
He got blamed for it and was taken away to prison land.
Can we end with a different syllable after 3 or 4 lines, there are only so many words that rhyme with and.
Fred walked into his office with a newspaper in hand
and then he got sniped by a rubber band
The rubber band than broke through the window and destroyed a hotdog stand
He got blamed for it and was taken away to prison land.
But prison land wasn't all that it seemed
It was quite nice with buildings that gleamed
And holes of ass that pleasantly reamed
And had mountains made of whip-cream.
Though whip-cream was abundantly spread
...it was mainly used by big burly men on our dear Fred while in bed
sorry, i had to
With copious amounts lathered toe to head
He though to himself I'd be better off dead.
Which is why he ran away,taking his friend.
And plenty of money that they could both spend,
But when they approached the long awaited road
The sky cracked open and showered down toads.
The toads joined together and sang
Just at that moment the church bell rang,
Than out came a lion with a "bang, bang, bang!"
Sending shivers down the spine, while their tongues shouted slang.
The curses of tongue lifted high into the clouds
Than the roosters sang and brought an end to the world of ambiguous sounds
My precise now the tone spoken aloud
The lion pounced and the roosters cowed
while the earth cracked open