Thread: A question for the ladies

Originally posted by theunknowndreamer+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(theunknowndreamer)</div>

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they both had not experienced the \"sex was so good, that my eyes rolled to the back of my head\" etc. etc.

I have never heard ANYONE say they had sex that good... I am starting to think that is isn't real.[/b]

Oh, it's real. I've been blessed enough to experience lovemaking that made my eyes roll to the back of my head and more. So keep the faith, girl. It does exist.

Originally posted by CT
=/ yeah just noticed... somebody having a bad week or something?? *
Arguing with girls over how a womans body works .... and then insulting because they tell you you're wrong =/

You know what Im going to make this short and simple for you my friend. Since we happen to be on the topic of Sexual experience. Your Bitch Ass Mother should of saved herself the trouble and Swallowed your dumb Ass. Instead of letting your Father knock her up with a piece of shit like you. Damnit I hate dummies I just sat here and said clearly Im tired of dumb Ass comments and then another Dumb Ass M-F steps in. Next time Im not going to be as Nice to you CT!

Originally posted by A Lost Soul

Oh, it's real. I've been blessed enough to experience lovemaking that made my eyes roll to the back of my head and more. So keep the faith, girl. It does exist.

Yhea boo can back me up on this one, ive seen her roll her eyes back in her head. Its just soo cute

sorry if im disturbing anyone

Originally posted by ShadowNightWing
For all of you who seem to not know anything about the female sexual reproductive system here is a little insight. No it can never be to big thats why the vagina can accomodate such things as delivering a baby. And if anyone has a Penis the size of a baby then they need to get a serious size reduction. enough said. Sexual education 101 is officially over for now.

Just a couple of comments, extremely belated because I haven't been around for a couple of days:
1) GIVING BIRTH IS EXTREMELY PAINFUL, and it takes a LONG TIME for us to dilate enough to squeeze that baby out of that hole. Do you REALLY want it to hurt? We sure as hell don't. Why do you think they drug up women in labor?
2) You would never, ever be able to get it in there, you know. Good luck trying. One of my best male friends (he'll remain unnamed for his own protection, not like it matters) actually has had trouble with getting it into a girl before because she was too tight.
Yes, it can indeed be too big.

your killing me shadow...

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=/ yeah just noticed... somebody having a bad week or something??
Arguing with girls over how a womans body works .... and then insulting because they tell you you're wrong =/

You know what Im going to make this short and simple for you my friend. Since we happen to be on the topic of Sexual experience. Your Bitch Ass Mother should of saved herself the trouble and Swallowed your dumb Ass.

you seem cranky lately. what's wrong? did you stop masturbating regularly? because that can cause crankyness.

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Oh, it's real. I've been blessed enough to experience lovemaking that made my eyes roll to the back of my head and more. So keep the faith, girl. It does exist.

Yhea boo can back me up on this one, ive seen her roll her eyes back in her head. Its just soo cute

sorry if im disturbing anyone[/b]

No comment.

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=/ yeah just noticed... somebody having a bad week or something??
Arguing with girls over how a womans body works .... and then insulting because they tell you you're wrong =/

You know what Im going to make this short and simple for you my friend. Since we happen to be on the topic of Sexual experience. Your Bitch Ass Mother should of saved herself the trouble and Swallowed your dumb Ass.

you seem cranky lately. what's wrong? did you stop masturbating regularly? because that can cause crankyness.

oh god... ...i need a drink and a lawnchair.

Originally posted by Paperdoll EP
[you seem cranky lately. what's wrong? did you stop masturbating regularly? because that can cause crankyness.

Wouldn't you like to know? I know you've been thinking about me doing the 5 knuckle chuckle.

thats a sad comeback man.

Originally posted by sand
thats a sad comeback man.

What do you know You're from Canada. You know what Im going to tell you whats sad. The sad part is that you actually sat back and thought about the comment of me masterbating which means you must think about men beating themselves off. Come on Man Im not a fruit basket like majority of you Canadians.

THE NERVE!!!

what's really sad is...that is the best comeback you can come up with, and because this is a forum and not in person, you actually have time to sit and think about what you're going to say.

Originally posted by Paperdoll EP
what's really sad is...that is the best comeback you can come up with, and because this is a forum and not in person, you actually have time to sit and think about what you're going to say.

Actually I wasn't trying to comeback I call myself taking it light on you. The last time I made a comment on you I believed I hurt your feelings, Im kinda surprised that you're actually talking to me now. Anyway I don't feel like wasting that much thought to you all. Its not even worth it.

The last time I made a comment on you I believed I hurt your feelings[/b]

ahh like I said before. no one here can piss me off nor can they hurt my feelings. it's just a forum. no matter what anyone says to me on this board I will continue sipping my chocolate milk with a smile on my face.

awwww DAMMIT, i want some chocolate milk now!

ShadowNightWing:

Aren't you a hardcore Christian? If this is true, let me be the first to tell you your behavior is very un-Christian like.

Keep it up and God'll kick your ass.

*Puffing up acting all "moderateraly" like* You better shape up shadow or there WILL be consequences.

My manhood only hangs 3 inches........from the floor....This thing about penis envy that women get..there,s no truth to that...if anything it,s a mans concern

I heard a funny quote concerning men and the female anatomy a while ago.

A male Gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.[/b]

roflmao aphius, thats great...


...btw shadow, seriously, what are you getting so pissed about? i really dont see what anybody did even to begin with to get you all uppity...you need to calm down man....

on a side note, not masturbating deosnt make you cranky, so much as it makes you a horny jerk

shadow, you're a crackpot.

don't you get it?
Not everything shadow says is intended to be mean, just for a laugh...but it seems not many people are laughing!

This is got to be the funniest thread...

1. Does size matter: Yup

2. Does it make it better if they are small but are talented in other areas: Yup

3. What if they are small and can't make up where they lack: They are doomed to be dumped until they find a girl who wants security more than good sex.

My question for the guys (let's turn this around a bit)

Does size of vagina matter?

I would say it,s all in a womans p.c. muscle control..so practice makes perfect..as for looks..I prefer a meaty labia over no piss flaps at all