just plain out. does size matter?
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just plain out. does size matter?
It's not the size of the boat it's the motion in the ocean... lol... sorry just ignore me as always...
lol :D its not the size of the army its the fury of its onslought :lol:
of course size matters, man...im no lady, but yeah it does, and the motion also...but size really makes a difference...
just plain out huh? alright...
*steps up to a microphone* YES *walks away*
:lol:
*coughs gently* Er... not really. It's not how 'big' or 'small' it is, it's what you can do with it that matters.
*leaves quietly, blushing*
sorry, I don't have a *dog* in this race :oops: . *backs away covering himself*
Hahaha envy my biggness. :biggrin:
mines about -> <- this big! Fear it! :roll:
size doesn't matter.. and artelis you wish yours was that big. Sorry you missed out there. :D
now, here's a real question...
Can it be too big?
Woah! :shock: Them's fightin' words, methinks! :chuckle:Quote:
Originally posted by dougdrums+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(dougdrums)</div>I would imagine so, yes. I mean, it's not like our vaginas are limitless. You can hurt us, you know.Quote:
now, here's a real question...
Can it be too big?[/b]
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size doesn't matter.. and artelis you wish yours was that big. Sorry you missed out there. *:D
I think that size matters more to men than it does to women, really. I can't speak for all women, of course, but you'll probably find that most of us don't care either way.
Too much of a good thing...
Yes it can be too big, then it is sick and wrong. EWWIE!
http://www.student.smsu.edu/s/san232...s/snowdick.gif
would such a size hurt?
That is wrong
I needed an avatar, my prayers have been answered!
Hahaha. If it were smaller.
You can't use that!
well resizing helps, or cropping :P
no, no it doesn't make it better.
omg teh pix!!!1
For all of you who seem to not know anything about the female sexual reproductive system here is a little insight. No it can never be to big thats why the vagina can accomodate such things as delivering a baby. And if anyone has a Penis the size of a baby then they need to get a serious size reduction. enough said. Sexual education 101 is officially over for now.
Thank you for telling me how I work... I really didn't know :roll:Quote:
Originally posted by ShadowNightWing
For all of you who seem to not know anything about the female sexual reproductive system here is a little insight. No it can never be to big thats why the vagina can accomodate such things as delivering a baby. And if anyone has a Penis the size of a baby then they need to get a serious size reduction. enough said. Sexual education 101 is officially over for now.
Me nether@!
Theunknowndreamer.
Well if you knew then you would've made that statement and I wouldn't have to make it for you.. And I didn't put up a Sarcasim invite for anyone So keep your smart Ass comments for someone who's weak.
Well we know SOMEONE had a bad day
Im cool Wasup I didn't have a bad day at all. Im just tired of entertaining ignorance and stupidity... And everytime certain people type something it just futher shows how much of an idiot they are.
Speak for yourself. I've known my share of idiots too. If you couldn't tell, this thread wasn't looking for the smart ass comment YOU made :roll:Quote:
Originally posted by ShadowNightWing
Im cool Wasup I didn't have a bad day at all. Im just tired of entertaining ignorance and stupidity... And everytime certain people type something it just futher shows how much of an idiot they are.
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Originally posted by Artelis
Speak for yourself. *I've known my share of idiots too. *If you couldn't tell, this thread wasn't looking for the smart ass comment YOU made :roll:
Oh really well I gotta another just for you!.. Who cares what you're looking for Shut your Trap. I bet you have known your share of idiots by you being one yourself it should pretty simple to point out your own kind. Don't come at me because I pissed you off deal with it...
Sheesh, calm down. It wasn't that big of a deal.
Not again. I shall protest no longer.
Who the hell is Haruko and why is she alive???
uh... CocoDan, I think you need to check the expiration date on the side of your nesquik there...
I know I don't make sense today.
What? You mean the size of that little 'x' there!
even I'm bigger than that.
Seriously though. Average size is about 6 inches.
My wife doesn't complain! God I love that woman!!!!
ps. I'm just your average guy, technique counts for a lot!
if you're really that small, take up playing the piano, or some other hobby to help make your hands more dexterous...if she really deosnt like your size, your fingers can always get the job done if you know what your doin :wink: :P :D
I just read the post about having one the size of a baby.
My wife has squeezed out two of them, not a pleasant experience for her!
=/ yeah just noticed... somebody having a bad week or something??
Arguing with girls over how a womans body works .... and then insulting because they tell you you're wrong =/
I don't mean to argue with you, but I have to disagree. And I'm going to get gross here, fellas, so some of you might want to skip this.Quote:
Originally posted by ShadowNightWing
For all of you who seem to not know anything about the female sexual reproductive system here is a little insight. No it can never be to big thats why the vagina can accomodate such things as delivering a baby. And if anyone has a Penis the size of a baby then they need to get a serious size reduction. enough said. Sexual education 101 is officially over for now.
When a woman gives birth, the doctors have to either cut her vagina open or she rips. This was also part of a midwife's job before modern medicine. That's just the natural way of things. We heal, of course, but the point is that our vaginas really aren't limitless in their elasticity. That's just dealing with girth.
As far as length goes, I still say that they can be too big. Again I'm going to get a little gross here, but not quite so bad. When my ex and I were together, he would often hurt me during lovemaking because he was just too damn big! Bigger isn't always better. No matter what position we tried, he kept hitting my cervix, which causes a woman intense pain in her lower abdoment. We had to work it out so it was good for the both of us.
I can't believe I'm being so open about this... :shock:
Be honest now. How many guys here have to worry about being TOO big?
I'll be first, not me! I'm just average.
Ahhhahahahahahaaaaaa!
Thanks Lost Soul, I was going to post something close to that but not anymore.
Ouch.
HAHA! :rolllaugh: please, SHADOW, keep on rolling man...its so damn funny :lol:
and also...i dont have to worry about being too big...its perfect... :-P
I'm not bragging but my fiance complains sometimes about it being a "little" too big. But I don't know if thats just her being funny or if she's serious.(':shock:')
I'm not being funny. :D
do remember, girls insides are either more volumunous or not so much, just like guys can be teeny or huge...apparently the stereo-types for guys go for girls as well on with tightness instead of size... ie asians are tight -> black chicks are not so much...tho that deos make sense
Thats very... uh... graphic. :lol:Quote:
Originally posted by A Lost Soul
When a woman gives birth, the doctors have to either cut her vagina open or she rips.
On the subject though, I assume that women would want the best of both worlds, i.e. A man that has the equipment and has read the manual. Even if you've got the size, you can't just whip it out and go "Alright baby, now faint." For us dudes, I suppose we could think about it as 'You, the restaraunt'. If you eat at a restaraunt and the food is no good, do you go back? I don't think you do. If she comes in wanting the "Prime pork special" and you give her a poorly perpared "Gut Buster", she's probably gonna want to eat somewhere else tomorrow. :o The mean area? Large plates of fancy food.
Note the extreme use of sexual innuendo...
Those who were given less than everyone else, there is light at the end of the tunnel. Also think, a lot of the fanciest restaraunts serve small portions. :) I love giving hope to the disadvantaged...
Well, I think i've ranted long enough....
:shock: lol I love the way you uhhhh "worded" it.
Funny this topic came up. I just recently had a conversation with some of my friends that are girls about their sexual life. They both said that 8 inches is a good size and that they both had not experienced the "sex was so good, that my eyes rolled to the back of my head" etc. etc.
I have never heard ANYONE say they had sex that good... I am starting to think that is isn't real.Quote:
Originally posted by nightowl
they both had not experienced the \"sex was so good, that my eyes rolled to the back of my head\" etc. etc.
**WARNING**explicit material entails**WARNING**
this is from a movie, its relevant to this "size" issue. name that movie.
Mr. Brown: O.K., let me tell you what Like a Virgin's about. It's all about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine, I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.
Mr. Blue: How many dicks is that?
Mr. White: A lot.
Mr. Brown: Then one day she meets this John Holmes motherfucker and it's like, whoa baby, I mean this cat is like Charles Bronson in the Great Escape, he's digging tunnels. Now, she's gettin' the serious dick action and she's feeling something she ain't felt since forever. Pain. Pain. It hurts her. It shouldn't hurt her, you know her pussy should be Bubble Yum by now, but when this cat fucks her it hurts. It hurts just like it did the first time. You see the pain is reminding a fuck machine what it once was like to be a virgin. Hence, "Like a virgin."
that means size does matter :D
Size determines pecking order. :)
Oh, it's real. I've been blessed enough to experience lovemaking that made my eyes roll to the back of my head and more. So keep the faith, girl. It does exist. :upsidedown:Quote:
Originally posted by theunknowndreamer+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(theunknowndreamer)</div>Quote:
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I have never heard ANYONE say they had sex that good... I am starting to think that is isn't real.[/b]Quote:
they both had not experienced the \"sex was so good, that my eyes rolled to the back of my head\" etc. etc.
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Originally posted by CT
=/ yeah just noticed... somebody having a bad week or something?? *
Arguing with girls over how a womans body works .... and then insulting because they tell you you're wrong =/
You know what Im going to make this short and simple for you my friend. Since we happen to be on the topic of Sexual experience. Your Bitch Ass Mother should of saved herself the trouble and Swallowed your dumb Ass. Instead of letting your Father knock her up with a piece of shit like you. Damnit I hate dummies I just sat here and said clearly Im tired of dumb Ass comments and then another Dumb Ass M-F steps in. Next time Im not going to be as Nice to you CT!
Yhea boo can back me up on this one, ive seen her roll her eyes back in her head. Its just soo cute :)Quote:
Originally posted by A Lost Soul
Oh, it's real. I've been blessed enough to experience lovemaking that made my eyes roll to the back of my head and more. So keep the faith, girl. It does exist. :upsidedown:
sorry if im disturbing anyone
Just a couple of comments, extremely belated because I haven't been around for a couple of days:Quote:
Originally posted by ShadowNightWing
For all of you who seem to not know anything about the female sexual reproductive system here is a little insight. No it can never be to big thats why the vagina can accomodate such things as delivering a baby. And if anyone has a Penis the size of a baby then they need to get a serious size reduction. enough said. Sexual education 101 is officially over for now.
1) GIVING BIRTH IS EXTREMELY PAINFUL, and it takes a LONG TIME for us to dilate enough to squeeze that baby out of that hole. Do you REALLY want it to hurt? We sure as hell don't. Why do you think they drug up women in labor?
2) You would never, ever be able to get it in there, you know. Good luck trying. One of my best male friends (he'll remain unnamed for his own protection, not like it matters) actually has had trouble with getting it into a girl before because she was too tight.
Yes, it can indeed be too big.
:rolllaugh: your killing me shadow... :P
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=/ yeah just noticed... somebody having a bad week or something??
Arguing with girls over how a womans body works .... and then insulting because they tell you you're wrong =/
You know what Im going to make this short and simple for you my friend. Since we happen to be on the topic of Sexual experience. Your Bitch Ass Mother should of saved herself the trouble and Swallowed your dumb Ass.
you seem cranky lately. what's wrong? did you stop masturbating regularly? because that can cause crankyness. :-P
No comment. :DQuote:
Originally posted by |)347|-|+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(|)347|-|)</div>Quote:
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Yhea boo can back me up on this one, ive seen her roll her eyes back in her head. Its just soo cute :)Quote:
Oh, it's real. I've been blessed enough to experience lovemaking that made my eyes roll to the back of my head and more. So keep the faith, girl. It does exist. :upsidedown:
sorry if im disturbing anyone[/b]
[quote]oh god... :rolllaugh: ...i need a drink and a lawnchair.Quote:
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=/ yeah just noticed... somebody having a bad week or something??
Arguing with girls over how a womans body works .... and then insulting because they tell you you're wrong =/
You know what Im going to make this short and simple for you my friend. Since we happen to be on the topic of Sexual experience. Your Bitch Ass Mother should of saved herself the trouble and Swallowed your dumb Ass.
you seem cranky lately. what's wrong? did you stop masturbating regularly? because that can cause crankyness. :-P
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Originally posted by Paperdoll EP
[you seem cranky lately. what's wrong? did you stop masturbating regularly? because that can cause crankyness. :-P
Wouldn't you like to know? I know you've been thinking about me doing the 5 knuckle chuckle.
thats a sad comeback man.
What do you know You're from Canada. You know what Im going to tell you whats sad. The sad part is that you actually sat back and thought about the comment of me masterbating which means you must think about men beating themselves off. Come on Man Im not a fruit basket like majority of you Canadians.Quote:
Originally posted by sand
thats a sad comeback man.
THE NERVE!!!
what's really sad is...that is the best comeback you can come up with, and because this is a forum and not in person, you actually have time to sit and think about what you're going to say. :-P
Actually I wasn't trying to comeback I call myself taking it light on you. The last time I made a comment on you I believed I hurt your feelings, Im kinda surprised that you're actually talking to me now. Anyway I don't feel like wasting that much thought to you all. Its not even worth it.Quote:
Originally posted by Paperdoll EP
what's really sad is...that is the best comeback you can come up with, and because this is a forum and not in person, you actually have time to sit and think about what you're going to say. :-P
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The last time I made a comment on you I believed I hurt your feelings[/b]
ahh like I said before. no one here can piss me off nor can they hurt my feelings. it's just a forum. no matter what anyone says to me on this board I will continue sipping my chocolate milk with a smile on my face. http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/smile.gif
awwww DAMMIT, i want some chocolate milk now!
ShadowNightWing:
Aren't you a hardcore Christian? If this is true, let me be the first to tell you your behavior is very un-Christian like.
Keep it up and God'll kick your ass. :mrgreen:
*Puffing up acting all "moderateraly" like* You better shape up shadow or there WILL be consequences.
My manhood only hangs 3 inches........from the floor....This thing about penis envy that women get..there,s no truth to that...if anything it,s a mans concern
I heard a funny quote concerning men and the female anatomy a while ago. :)Quote:
A male Gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.[/b]
roflmao aphius, thats great...
...btw shadow, seriously, what are you getting so pissed about? i really dont see what anybody did even to begin with to get you all uppity...you need to calm down man....
on a side note, not masturbating deosnt make you cranky, so much as it makes you a horny jerk
:rolllaugh: shadow, you're a crackpot.
don't you get it?
Not everything shadow says is intended to be mean, just for a laugh...but it seems not many people are laughing!
:lol:
This is got to be the funniest thread...
1. Does size matter: Yup
2. Does it make it better if they are small but are talented in other areas: Yup
3. What if they are small and can't make up where they lack: They are doomed to be dumped until they find a girl who wants security more than good sex.
My question for the guys (let's turn this around a bit)
Does size of vagina matter?
I would say it,s all in a womans p.c. muscle control..so practice makes perfect..as for looks..I prefer a meaty labia over no piss flaps at all
I'll second that
i\'ll hop on the bandwagon i guess...
i third that
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Originally posted by RedStarSoldier
ShadowNightWing:
Aren't you a hardcore Christian? If this is true, let me be the first to tell you your behavior is very un-Christian like.
Keep it up and God'll kick your ass. :mrgreen:
I never said I was a hard core Christian Why do you think this because my knowledge of the bible is beyond yours, Well thats because Im not stupid either.
A Crackpot huh? Well you're a pedophileQuote:
Originally posted by CT
:rolllaugh: shadow, you're a crackpot.
ouch. :lol:
by saying the word pedophile you had to have thought about pedophiles, omgz you perv that;s creep1y11!Quote:
Originally posted by ShadowNightWing+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(ShadowNightWing)</div>Quote:
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A Crackpot huh? Well you're a pedophile[/b]Quote:
:rolllaugh: shadow, you're a crackpot.
i feel quite the opposite of blake as for looks...and yes, a womans size deos matter, tighter is better ^^
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Originally posted by WerBurN
i feel quite the opposite of blake as for looks...and yes, a womans size deos matter, tighter is better ^^
You SO wouldn't know. :P
I CAN PRETEND CANT I!?
educated by porn i guess?Quote:
Originally posted by WerBurN
I CAN PRETEND CANT I!?
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Originally posted by WerBurN
I CAN PRETEND CANT I!?
XD I'm sorry, just could not help it.
We were at the arcade last night, btw. Asked where you were, and I think your friend thinks I have a thing for you or something. XD
holy crap shadow, you need to take a break.
if your a guy and you CARE if size makes a diffrence you must have a small dick.
Hahaha. I don't care, I worry. :lol:
Hey, don't worry. 8)
Xarious...
so you're my lord and master eh?
yup
So, not to totally interrupt the dicksizing... but can the seemingly insecure guys in this forum please get a grip and stop sniping about each others' nether endowments? I went through high school once, and once was quite more than enough, thank you.
I love you all dearly, but really, can you guys just get a grip? -_-
haha, get a grip on what?
:lol: exactly.
come here so i can get a grip on you, paperdoll.
I'll think about it... :-P
:laughhard: There I go again, thinkin' dirty thoughts.
prinecess mononoki thingys own
well if Xarious hangs around here any longer then you'll probably get alot of them. :-P
Wow, that was a gross read. Paperdoll's getting hungry... :ohyahbaby:
shut up.
Okay, I'll leave now...Hides.
Edited your post I see!
Now I'll leave. :?
For a second I was thinking, "This should be moved into Senseless Banter." I forgot it was already here.
One point:
1: We males all have a penis, and there is no worth arguing over that.