#10 Dog PooQuote:
Originally posted by InTheMoment
In the spirit of bumping...
The Top 10 Least Desired Pizza Toppings:
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#10 Dog PooQuote:
Originally posted by InTheMoment
In the spirit of bumping...
The Top 10 Least Desired Pizza Toppings:
#9 Fingers
#8 used condoms
#6 That stuff under my bed that I should throw away but I'm afraid it may eat me if I touch it...
#5 Tuna.... who thought of Tuna pizza? :barf:
edit:.... OK... that might be a bit harsh, maybe I've just never tasted a good one.
#4 Skin Grafts
#3 Pubes
#2 fur-balls
#1 ITM's Toe nails.
top 10 ways to make a guy who has a crush on you stop!!
#10 Tell him: "A diamond may be forever, but so are herpes"
(my second one was going to be: just knock the can of crush off your head and punch him... then I thought it was kinda dumb... :P )
#8 Crush his spirit by telling him he's the most hideously ugly person you have ever seen.
Edit: And then kick him in the nuts.
Wishful thinking nesgirl... wishful thinking.Quote:
Originally posted by nesgirl119
#1 ITM's Toe nails.
top 10 ways to make a guy who has a crush on you stop!!
:wink:
#7 Burn his house down. :mad:
#6 Tell him you hope he is cool with your genital herpes
#5 casually mention the operation you had in Sweden last year
#4 Ask him to wash your penis pump.
#3 "My urine turned this funny little stick blue...hmmm...."
#2 Just give him what he wants...he'll eventually grow tired of it and move on.
#1 Tell him you're actually his long lost twin sister
Next : Top Ten "Things you never want to hear"
10# "I am sorry, we replaced your hart with a potato and you will die in 3 seconds" :)
#9 - Oh, just twack it onto the floor.... sometimes the cat shits in the bed
#8 It's not you... It's me.
#7
"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."