The bloody flint just popped out of my cheap lighter

**jaded** · 11-26-2005 12:59 AM

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh, the bloody flint just popped out of my bloody cheap disposable lighter!

I have some of the most heinous punk(weed) i've ever smoked and my lighter broke.

I have no other lighters/matches in the house.

I have a electric oven.

I hate my neighbours, visa versa.

My son is sleeping upstairs - i hav'nt managed to get him to bed so early in weeks!

My brother borrowed my car onna promise.

Tomorrow my mum's comin to stay - she hates smoking!

My problem is lack of fire, any suggestions other than rubbin 2 sticks together and not smokin welcome.

**scorpifly** · 11-26-2005 01:49 AM

pencil, electrical socket, toilett paper, and bar of soap. Take the pencil, split it down the center and get atleast two 3" pieces and a 1" piece of "lead". Take the bar of soap and use it to insert the 3" pieces into the electrical outlet. Take the toilett paper and wrap it around the 1" piece so that you can hold the paper about 6" above the "lead". Make sure to leave the sides uncovered so you can touch the two "lead" sticks together with the piece in the toilett paper. When it sparks, the toilett paper will catch on fire, and you can light anything you want with it. Also, you can take a 10" long pice of toilett paper and twist it up to look like a straw, and light one end, blow out the flame, and you now have a "wick" that can be used to light many many things. The things you learn in jail. Hope this helps. Have fun.

**kimpossible** · 11-26-2005 02:19 AM

You can also use a battery and two pieces of wire. Short 'em together and the wire will heat-up and glow. This is how the lighter in your car works. You don't want to do it very long - and you should probably want a pretty good length of wire, that way if you do hold it too long and the battery explodes - your face isn't right there.

Of course, this post is for educational/informational purposes only and is not intended to be used in the real world. And if you should go ahead and do just that, you understand that you assume full responsibility for anything that should come of it. I expressly and explicitly deny any culpability.

**Jrels** · 11-26-2005 03:19 AM

I assume your electric stove has coiled burners atop the oven. Turn those on full blast and when the coils are red-hot, stick a peice of notebook paper on the burner until it ignites. Ideally you will want a candle to light with your burning piece of paper.

Be careful, btw.

**kimpossible** · 11-26-2005 09:59 AM

If you fold the paper end-over-end, it'll burn longer. The tighter the fold, the longer it will burn. Try to use one without toxic ink. Not that that'll matter much.

Ever considered nipping off to the nearest gas station for a book of matches - or a new lighter?

**Dangeruss** · 11-26-2005 07:40 PM

hot knife-it. Place your herb on the flat of a nice broad-bladed knife, heat it up on the stove (or whatever) until it's VERY hot. When it starts to smoke, suck it up with a hollowed out bic pen or similar device. This releases vaporized thc which is quite potent. Drink lots of water, as cottonmouth is unavoidable.