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    1. 12-23-2005 01:14 AM #1
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      Flying Spaghetti Monster - I belive!



      You must already know about the real God, He, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the real creator of the world and people! The is no evolution, it was all made by him!

      'Let us remember that there are multiple theories of Intelligent Design. I and many others around the world are of the strong belief that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster. It was He who created all that we see and all that we feel. We feel strongly that the overwhelming scientific evidence pointing towards evolutionary processes is nothing but a coincidence, put in place by Him.' - Bobby Henderson, the prophet.

      Here are some links:
      http://www.venganza.org/ - The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster - He on Wikipedia

      So what do you think about this? Can you say this is not the truth? Do you belive in Him?
      ZzzzzZZzzz....

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    2. 12-23-2005 02:17 AM #2
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      , what are they gonna come up with next, *the hater of all creation "Ketchup"*
      Here and there...
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    3. 12-23-2005 02:54 AM #3
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      Although I the concept of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is something of a joke, I think this belongs in the Religion/Spirituality forum.

      With that said, Pastafaerianism is a religion that is supposed to be the demise of intellegent design. I think it's pretty funny because of this[/i]
      Shine on, you crazy diamond!

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    4. 12-24-2005 07:50 PM #4
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      Bobby Henderson, concerned citizen.

      P.S. I have included an artistic drawing of Him creating a mountain, trees, and a midget. Remember, we are all His creatures. [/b]
      HA! Thank you for sharing this... enlightening discovery with us.

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    5. 01-03-2006 09:39 PM #5
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      Hahahaha i wanna t-shirt.

      You may be interested to know that global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s.
      Do you know where you are?
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    6. 01-04-2006 07:04 AM #6
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      Wow I was just thinking about how some teacher said that they have to teach the scinftic point of view on the begnning of the universive and the biblical one (never heard it in school though) and I though even though I'm a Christan cause that whould mean every weird religion that has a thoery of it has to teach it. Btw this has got to be a joke

      Originally posted by AlternateReality
      Hahahaha i wanna t-shirt.

      You may be interested to know that global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s.
      Also that doesn't make sense especailly of the global warming. Global warming=Pollution=Factorys=Mordern=No Pirates In morden world because now there are gangs, terriost, and polotics to replace Pirates.

      "There are two types of people in this world, people who think there are two types of people, and people who don't."
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    7. 01-05-2006 06:07 PM #7
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      The amount of sea water churned into mist by Pirate ships
      rises into the atmosphere and creates a protective, reflective barrier
      against the assualt of UV rays. Smoke from cannon fire enhances this effect.
      The unfortunate reduction in the number of active Pirates is also partially
      responsible for the climb in teen marijuana use.

      You're getting sleepy......

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    8. 01-05-2006 06:19 PM #8
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      don't forget that Heaven has a stripper factory and a beer volcano.
      Do you know where you are?
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    9. 01-05-2006 06:28 PM #9
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      Originally posted by AlternateReality
      don't forget that Heaven has a stripper factory and a beer volcano.
      I'm glad you mentioned that. I had always believed that it was a beer factory and a stripper volcano. In any case, is it true that you must posses a strong mind
      and the third nipple off a hair lip midget to access the Cavern of Oral ?
      I know you know what I'm talking about.

      You're getting sleepy......

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    10. 01-05-2006 07:20 PM #10
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      Is it a sin to eat spagetti now?
      Recent Dream journal note : I was swallowed by some kind of sea-snake thing
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    11. 01-05-2006 07:30 PM #11
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      Originally posted by danbarber
      Is it a sin to eat spagetti now?
      Think of it as Communion.
      Hide the kids...Uncle ITM is back!
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    12. 01-05-2006 11:51 PM #12
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      Originally posted by InTheMoment

      Think of it as Communion.
      hahahahah

      I joined their forum.

      and i beleive it is not a hair lip midget but the midget from the story of creation

      The Holy Noodle comes out Feb. 14th
      They say if if it brings in enough cash we can buy a pirate ship and do stuff with it.
      Amazing
      No hell either
      only Hell LiteTM
      apparently it has bad beer, long bus rides to the strippers, and you have to serve low-carb pasta under the devil-Atkins.

      Not bad.
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    13. 01-07-2006 09:11 PM #13
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      Hmm, bad beer and long bus rides, or burning for eternity. Tough choice.
      Recent Dream journal note : I was swallowed by some kind of sea-snake thing
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    14. 01-08-2006 12:37 AM #14
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      PASCALE'S THEOREM, PASCALE'S THEOREM [/chant]
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    15. 01-08-2006 05:34 AM #15
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      Thought this might be an appropriate time to bring the pirate smiley to your attention.
      [23:17:23] <+Kaniaz> "You think I want to look like Leo Volont? Don't you dare"
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    16. 01-08-2006 05:42 AM #16
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      Originally posted by AlternateReality+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(AlternateReality)</div>
      I joined their forum.[/b]
      You crazy!!!!!!!

      <!--QuoteBegin-AlternateReality

      The Holy Noodle comes out Feb. 14th
      They say if if it brings in enough cash we can buy a pirate ship and do stuff with it.
      Amazing
      No hell either
      only Hell LiteTM
      apparently it has bad beer, long bus rides to the strippers, and you have to serve low-carb pasta under the devil-Atkins.
      HAHAHAHAHA, HA ... Bad beer and long bus rides, strippers and a bad job!!(the life of the next to be movie star) ... that sounds like highway to hell ROCK ON!!!
      Here and there...
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    17. 01-08-2006 11:33 AM #17
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      Originally posted by Sortilegio
      , what are they gonna come up with next, *the hater of all creation \"Ketchup\"*
      replace that spaghetti thing with any god you can think of.
      and the ketchup with Mr. Satan, or any other bad bad guy...

      and you know how rediculous religion is.
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    18. 01-09-2006 11:50 PM #18
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      Originally posted by Tsen
      Thought this might be an appropriate time to bring the pirate smiley to your attention.
      Indeed, I think we all should gatter money to one day buy a pirate ship.

      Eating spaghetti should not be a sin because He created it too based on His image, a 'Holy Food' label fits better.
      ZzzzzZZzzz....

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    19. 01-11-2006 10:58 PM #19
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      anybody live in florida?
      www.gasparillapiratefest.com
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    20. 01-12-2006 01:58 AM #20
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      Originally posted by AlternateReality
      anybody live in florida?
      www.gasparillapiratefest.com
      Crap! Nina's in that area so I'm pretty sure she'll make an appearance

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