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      ne'er ending story story of whateverness

      So like splash's topic is not not understandable and stuff and any one who tries to participate who is not an otaku (or however you spell it) gives up. so I will create a new and impoved never ending story in order too somthing something something.

      Try to use minimal pop-culture refernces and stuff.

      ok then let me kick off


      You wake up it's dark and you don't know where you are, you ...

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      Re: ne'er ending story story of whateverness

      Originally posted by ledzeppelin

      You wake up it's dark and you don't know where you are, you ...
      ...roll over and hope that the strange girl under your arm is better looking than you recalled at the bar.
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      turns out its a completly different girl and she is Hawt!

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      she wakes up, takes one look at you and excuses herself to use the bathroom...from which she doesn't return sacrificing all her clothes and personal belongings because you were just THAT UGLY

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      phew that was a close one you said, for the girl was actually

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      ...

      peeing while standing up...or was it really a girl??? You decide to do the first thing that comes to mind which is....

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      get tested for STDs...but unfortunately....

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      you have contracted leprosy and your arms and legs have fallen off. Suddenly, a knock at the door....




      Admit nothing, deny everything, make counter accusations.

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      There is a robotic arm salesman so you buy a couple with a few gadgets built into them...

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      ...including built-in grenades which go off and now you're armless again, so you attempt to dial 911 with your robotic toe but it has a built in subcompact 9-millimeter semiautomatic and it goes off and shoots the phone so you cry....

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      (you cry...) your eyes out, now your eyes are gone too...

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      So you get electronic lazer eyes and decide to hunt down that damn shemale form earlier.

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      Armless and angry, you bolt through the door and out to the street to hail a taxi. However, without any arms, you have to resort to something drastic to get the attention of passing taxis.
      Hide the kids...Uncle ITM is back!
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      so you jump in front of one...

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      unfortunatly the cab happened to have just had it's brake fluid removed by some guys posing as machanics

      Uggh, I just realized I put two storys in the topic

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      The cabbie begans slamming on the brakes, but quickly realizes that his brakes are not going to work.

      Frightened by the armless cyborg that he was about to crash into, he hits the button to unlock the doors and does a drastic dive out of the cab.

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      suddenly the cab car ceases to exist

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      Suddenly, it appears right above your head, and comes crushing down on top of you, horribly disfiguring your face. A man walks up to you, offering a paper bag, and you yell:




      Admit nothing, deny everything, make counter accusations.

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      "Why does this always have to happen to me??!!??!!"

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      And then you die because you

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      ...because you realized you posted in a dead thread from six years ago.

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      Then the thread granted you an extra life and you resurrect as an animal of your choice!

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