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    1. 02-05-2006 05:39 PM #1
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      next person who mentions chuck norris is getting a beating

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    2. 02-05-2006 05:40 PM #2
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      By whom? I have a certain person in mind... I'll give you three guesses.
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    3. 02-05-2006 10:05 PM #3
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      You know, although I enjoy the occasional Chuck Norris joke, I was just thinking that. I mean, someone posted something else about him in the Lounge.
      Shine on, you crazy diamond!

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    4. 02-06-2006 12:12 AM #4
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      so chuck norris walks into a bar...
      and the bar said "ouch"
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    5. 02-06-2006 02:14 AM #5
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      It's okay, you don't have to feel threatend. Sometimes I too have impure thoughts about Chuck Norris.
      <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Muezza)</div>
      Getting stabbed is my favorite.
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    6. 02-06-2006 03:13 PM #6
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      Not even Bruce Lee could stop him, do you think You can?! Chuck Norris doesn't sniff cocaine, he sniffs super-hot-chilly sauce. ^__^

      Chuck norris is so awsome
      “What a peculiar privilege has this little agitation of the brain which we call 'thought'” -Hume
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    7. 02-06-2006 03:35 PM #7
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      Right......

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      ledzeppelin - you're on probation, for the time being
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    8. 02-06-2006 06:28 PM #8
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      Originally posted by Ynot
      ledzeppelin - you're on probation, for the time being
      Actually, if I remember correctly he mentioned Chuck Norris being his probation officer and that's why he's here: to make sure we are all showing the proper reverence. Ledzepplin's keeping tabs on you all!

      "If there was one thing the lucid dreaming ninja writer could not stand, it was used car salesmen."
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    9. 02-07-2006 01:24 AM #9
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      Originally posted by Neruo
      Not even Bruce Lee could stop him, do you think You can?! *Chuck Norris doesn't sniff cocaine, he sniffs super-hot-chilly sauce. ^__^

      Chuck norris is so awsome
      Actually, bruce lee did stop him in his movie, Return of the Dragon
      see


      *gets roundhouse kicked in the face by probation officer*

      The obvious reason for his defeat is his lack of beard. ( think about it)

      In the 80’s it was discovered that President Reagan had an inoperable
      growth on his brain. Rather than letting him die, they shrunk Chuck
      Norris and injected him into President Reagan. There, he fought the
      tumor and defeated it with a round house kick to the face. The tumor
      died and Chuck Norris safely exited Ronald Regan’s body. Chuck Norris
      then had Reagan’s tumor mounted on his wall next to the elephant that
      he killed with his bare hands and the dinosaur he shot on his hunting
      expedition to the Jurassic Period.

      The dinosaurs were not killed by a comet. Chuck Norris destroyed it
      before impact. He then yelled "psyche!" and proceeded to kill every
      dinosaur with his bare hands.
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