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    1. 02-15-2006 12:36 AM #1
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      so....a priest, a rapist and a pedophile walk into a bar....

      and that's just the first guy
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    2. 02-15-2006 02:00 AM #2
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      LOL.
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    3. 02-15-2006 02:43 AM #3
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      LMAO
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    4. 02-15-2006 02:49 AM #4
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      Hehe. Saw that one comin, a mile away.

      No less funny, though.
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    5. 02-15-2006 05:17 AM #5
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      must have hurt to walk into a bar
      you can't do that on the internet!.... wait yes you can do it again!
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      *laughs*


      “If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange these apples then you and I will still each have one apple. But if you have an idea and I have an idea and we exchange these ideas, then each of us will have two ideas.” (or better yet: three...)
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    7. 02-15-2006 04:18 PM #7
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    8. 02-15-2006 04:52 PM #8
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      HAHA

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    9. 02-15-2006 06:13 PM #9
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      Funny! .. but sadly so.
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      funfun!
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    11. 02-17-2006 06:45 AM #11
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      HA! thats good... but bad at the same time.. HAH!
      need to actually start like trying to LD i've pretty much started that now kinda.
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    12. 02-17-2006 07:01 AM #12
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      I perfer this version and I'm glad no one said it:

      A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and asks, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

      "If there was one thing the lucid dreaming ninja writer could not stand, it was used car salesmen."
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    13. 02-18-2006 10:14 AM #13
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      Originally posted by Amethyst Star
      I perfer this version and I'm glad no one said it: *

      A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head walk into a bar. *The bartender looks at them and asks, "What is this? *Some kind of joke?"
      (\_ _/)
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    14. 02-18-2006 11:21 PM #14
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      hahaha (at the first one ;p)
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      Originally posted by Amethyst Star
      I perfer this version and I'm glad no one said it:

      A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head walk into a bar. *The bartender looks at them and asks, "What is this? *Some kind of joke?"
      I don't get it...
      need to actually start like trying to LD i've pretty much started that now kinda.
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    16. 02-19-2006 01:42 AM #16
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      Originally posted by Amethyst Star
      I perfer this version and I'm glad no one said it:

      A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head walk into a bar. *The bartender looks at them and asks, "What is this? *Some kind of joke?"
      Haha, although I'm in the minority, I think that's awesome.
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    17. 02-19-2006 01:54 AM #17
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      Originally posted by Jalexxi
      Haha, although I'm in the minority, I think that's awesome.
      It's a good joke
      but it's so entirely non-offensive that it's featured at least once in every set of christmas crackers or family joke books for as long as I can remember

      My dog has no nose
      How does it smell ?
      Terrible

      call me weird
      but I like my jokes near the knuckle, topical, or plain down-right disgusting
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      "For a long time it gave me nightmares, having to witness an injustice like that. It was a constant reminder of how unfair this world can be, I can still hear them taunting him. 'Silly Rabbit, Trix are for kids!'... How come they just couldn't give him some cereal?"
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      Well, it is to be expected, from anyone. What we do to ourselves, we do to others.
      Celebacy is sexual deviant behavior. However, it can be imposed two ways, psychological problems, or physical ones.
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      Quote Originally Posted by Beef Jerky View Post
      I don't get it...


      Quote Originally Posted by Ynot View Post
      My dog has no nose
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      Terrible
      HAHA! Good one

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