Thread: I never.

i never picked up an illegal alien at home depot to take home a choke me while i touch myself.

oh come on...that's just morbidly obese...

I never stooped THIS low.

Originally posted by adidas
i never picked up an illegal alien at home depot to take home a choke me while i touch myself.

Haha that's from family guy right? Like the entire game

I never never touched myself in public..... while wearing a hat.

Originally posted by Leo Volont
I never stooped THIS low.

I never laughed at a Volont post.

I never wanted to play this game without drinking.

I never lose my keys. NEVER.

if someone above you says something like "i never licked a bean" or something and you have you have to type *drinks* for more authenticity

I have never ridden in a limo

Originally posted by Aquanina
oh come on...that's just morbidly obese...

once in high school myself and four friends had an eating contest to crown a champion and still our ceaseless arguments over who could eat more. it started with a 'rowdy rosedale' burger at a local pub, which consists of four patties totaling close to a lb of beef place on half a loaf of french bread, complete with a heaping plate of fries.

only myself and one other person finished it and the fries. then we went back to my buddies and ate a bag of chips each, along with two bowls of froot loops. whereupon, to decide the contest, we each bought 4 liter tubs of ice cream and used it to decide. we both ate close to 4/5 ths of it before we were verging on puking. so we drank as much of the melted remnants as we could and measured how much was left. i barely beat him.

now that's morbidly obese. i literally had stretch marks, which took a couple weeks to fade with religious lotion application.

ah, the glory

holy christ, when's my ride getting here. i just want to get drunk...

I never smoke, drink, or look at porn!! I have never liked porn and never will!!

Oh, and after 7th grade, I never managed to do well in any groups, teams, etc, and I never could become a leader, a member of another important team (even the one at the School I suck badly at)..or impress any team leaders (they all hate me, and I don't care!!)

I've never been skinny dipping.

... and I've never been kissed. I want the first one to be for the man I marry.

I have never gotten a nose piercing.

I've never told anyone this.

I never drink soda.

I never chew gum.

I never have ahd a proper lucid dream! But thats ALLLLL gunna change tonight!!

Originally posted by InTheMoment
I've never told anyone this.

I never knew that.

Originally posted by kichu
I never knew that.

I would never have guessed

I never smoked a cigarette.

Originally posted by Howetzer
I never smoked a cigarette.

Me neither. Not a single one.

I 3rd that! I never smoked a single cigarette, and never will.

I did some some weed. To bad weed is mostly used by inhaling it burned Smoking is so silly. It's not cool to inhale burned stuff. >: (

I've never been to America (b^.^)b

I have never joined any other forums, except this one and my own.