well yeah.. and what are we all giving him right now? exactly what he wants, so just ignore him.Quote:
Originally posted by Oneironaut
I call it: "being an attention whore."
They're everywhere. *:|
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well yeah.. and what are we all giving him right now? exactly what he wants, so just ignore him.Quote:
Originally posted by Oneironaut
I call it: "being an attention whore."
They're everywhere. *:|
Nice blue eyes in your sig... is that a well-known character from somewhere?
Today, when I woke up in the morning, I got out of bed, I looked in the mirror and flexed my muscles and realized how incredibly awesome I am. I'm just God-like.
All the men want to be me, and all the women want me. It's true. :D :)
Its from the movie underworld...
http://www.sonypictures.com/movies/underwo...worldevolution/
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Originally posted by SolSkye
Its from the movie underworld...
http://www.sonypictures.com/movies/underworldevolution/
oh yeah i have only seen underworld evolution about 20 times in the past month and evolution about 39 times in the past month........ erm and now i am waiting for ultraviolet to come out on the 3rd in theaters yes yes
Except I am not interested, b/c I am a moron, and proud of it!!Quote:
Originally posted by RyanParis
Today, when I woke up in the morning, I got out of bed, I looked in the mirror and flexed my muscles and realized how incredibly awesome I am. I'm just God-like.
All the men want to be me, and all the women want me. It's true. :D :)
I would rather suck than be as cool as a peacock...now who is with me?
Are you sure it was not your feathers that you saw, peacock?
http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/298...ock11sn.th.jpg
Or are you just trying to peck our eyes out??
reminds me of that dude from American PsychoQuote:
Originally posted by RyanParis
Today, when I woke up in the morning, I got out of bed, I looked in the mirror and flexed my muscles and realized how incredibly awesome I am. I'm just God-like.
All the men want to be me, and all the women want me. It's true. :D :)
next he'll be chainsawing prostitutes in half and christening their skulls
It's all for the sake of art.Quote:
Originally posted by OpheliaBlue
next he'll be chainsawing prostitutes in half and christening their skulls
Lol. Ditto on that.Quote:
Originally posted by OpheliaBlue
reminds me of that dude from American Psycho
next he'll be chainsawing prostitutes in half and christening their skulls
Then when he is all done, he will use their skulls for punch bowels!! :lol:Quote:
Originally posted by OpheliaBlue
reminds me of that dude from American Psycho
next he'll be chainsawing prostitutes in half and christening their skulls
Why does that sound so scary coming from you? :eek:Quote:
Originally posted by nesgirl119
Then when he is all done, he will use their skulls for punch bowels!! :lol:
Because, I am actually really calm while saying this....it takes a lot more than a peacock with moron's skulls that he pecked the life out of and used as punch bowls to make me upset (that preacher guy was one of them that made me REALLY upset, b/c he wouldn't Shut the flip up, and wouldn't leave my DJ alone).Quote:
Originally posted by InTheMoment
Why does that sound so scary coming from you? :)~
But what do you say we pluck his tail feathers off? Maybe he won't be so cocky after that!!
oh wow I didn't know he spammed your journal tooQuote:
Originally posted by nesgirl119
(that preacher guy was one of them that made me REALLY upset, b/c he wouldn't Shut the flip up, and wouldn't leave my DJ alone)
I removed them for you :)
Thanx a lot!! IOU1Quote:
Originally posted by OpheliaBlue
oh wow I didn't know he spammed your journal too
I removed them for you :)
So, about RyanParis, why don't we say he just wants to bore out our skulls, and once he does, he will use our skulls for punch bowls, and then he will come to torment us in the afterlife!!!
I'm pretty upset about a bad sexual episode I had last night.
Apparently Emily didn't think I did it (sex) very well. So she kicked me off her bed and I had to go sleep down stairs. ::? :|
Damn.
Good. I think that's pretty ironic, since, in your own words, you "are gods gift to women". Serves you right for being with a nazi.Quote:
Originally posted by RyanParis
I'm pretty upset about a bad sexual episode I had last night.
Apparently Emily didn't think I did it (sex) very well. So she kicked me off her bed and I had to go sleep down stairs. ::? :|
Damn.
Are you now? :thumbdown: :hump: :thumbdown:Quote:
Originally posted by RyanParis+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(RyanParis)</div>Quote:
Apparently Emily didn't think I did it (sex) very well. So she kicked me off her bed and I had to go sleep down stairs
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I'm just 100% better then everyone on the Earth
Um... doesn't saying all this stuff make you big headed? therefore you don't have a great personality. Besides that, you sound like a prick... dont feel like justifying that either, although it would be easy, but I can't be bothered to waste anymore time than this on you =P
by the way, if that was your attempt at humour I feel very very sorry for you.
Lol. I guess satisfying your woman just isn't part of God's plan, now is it? Good thing you haven't married her yet, then she'd have to burn in Hell for all eternity for all of adulterous thoughts that ran through her head after she gave you the boot.Quote:
Originally posted by RyanParis
I'm pretty upset about a bad sexual episode I had last night.
Apparently Emily didn't think I did it (sex) very well. So she kicked me off her bed and I had to go sleep down stairs. ::? :|
Damn.
Halelujah, there is still hope for her soul! :pope:
Meanwhile you have to live with the fact that you can't even satisfy a "Pure Christian" woman. For his only son, God's sure made you into one Hell of a punchline. :chuckle:
What's this?! Premarital sex?! (or a failed attempt at it)Quote:
Originally posted by Ryan Paris+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Ryan Paris)</div>I think we've dispelled that little myth. lolQuote:
It's just incredible. When I look in the mirror (all the time), I know I'm seeing a God among men, God's gift to women and the owner of the Earth.[/b]
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always ride around in my jeep everyday, wearing black sun-glasses, with my girlfriend,
SINNER!
BURN!
BURN!! :evil:
Ah, justice.Quote:
Originally posted by kage23
OMFG Ryan you're sooo coool!!!!11!!11one!! I wish I was as kewl as U R!!!1!!!111!!! OMGLOL!!! Can U teach me 2 B kewl??!!!??!?!?!???
just a sec . . .
:barf: *
ah, now i feel better.
Can't put the genie back in the bottle.Quote:
Originally posted by RyanParis
Today, when I woke up in the morning, I got out of bed, I looked in the mirror and flexed my muscles and realized how incredibly awesome I am. I'm just God-like.
All the men want to be me, and all the women want me. It's true. :D :)
ahahahahahahahahahahahaha... haha... hah.
Ryan Paris , how r u feeling right now , im curious to see if these comments are effecting you ? You've created this imaginary person , but i think all the little insecurities inherent in this Ryan Paris character seem to shine through onto the real person whos posting .
Don't be too upset...I'm a tough act too follow. ;)~Quote:
Originally posted by RyanParis
I'm pretty upset about a bad sexual episode I had last night.
Apparently Emily didn't think I did it (sex) very well. So she kicked me off her bed and I had to go sleep down stairs. ::? :|
Damn.